Tag: fun

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by

It was Postman Pat’s last day on the job after 50 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns. When he

Catastrophe.  What a catastrophe. One of our supply ships on its way into this planet’s atmosphere had to be blown-up last night. It had been

So then. You are feeling shut in and all stressed. You decide to leave your office and take some air. You look up and are

An idiot spies a letter lying on his doormat.  It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND.” The idiot spends the next 2 hours trying to

A lot of people say that Christopher England is from another planet.  I’ve no idea how they found out, but hey, humans miss out on

My life is sorted. Thanks to some kind people who I didn’t know before going through a folder in my email system called ‘Spam’, my

The Old LadyAn old lady walks into a plastic surgeon’s office and asks about a facelift. “Well madam we have 3 types we are offering,

The son of a sheep farmer from very rural Wales went off to University. Halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his

Nick Clegg walked into a branch of very well known High Street bank to cash a cheque. As he approached the cashier he said, “Good

A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn’t the same without him.

Rule 1: You are playing The Game.You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been, and always will be playing The Game.

A man walked out to the street and hailed a taxi that was just going by.  He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said,

Yep, the 2012 Olympics are in East London.  Yet, the 100m final will be just like any normal Friday night in East London.  You’ll hear

Some people don’t understand the engineering mind, so here are some short tales to help: Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles, something she just loved

Surely this has to be one of the biggest lies of the recent evil Bankers years. These machines quite plainly tell you that they issue

This is old, yes, but compiled together as an hour’s worth of pure Freak Out fun. Here’s the set up: Jack has a video camera.

You have two cows.    What happens next depends on where you are and how your economic system works.  Read on. SOCIALISM You have two

We have a fairly large room that nobody goes into for very long.  It is referred to as ‘the green room’, not because it’s green,

Hey, I don’t think I’d want to buy his bike after this.  Would you? ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the option to comment on

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and

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Yep. 19 white dogs. Count them. Honest. 19… ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the option to comment on this at: http://www.ChristopherEngland.com ~ ~

On your marks.  Get set… ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the option to comment on this at: http://www.ChristopherEngland.com ~ ~

I can’t believe I just did that.  I’m just sooooo predictable.  Sorry. ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the option to comment on this at:

Oh my goodness. Be warned. This is really tough to look at.   It just shows the dangers of attending these events. Air shows quite

…That’s the last time I laugh at date superstition, damnit. ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the option to comment on this at: http://www.ChristopherEngland.com ~

Now then, these days, how does one tell if the engine’s flooded?  Are the fish a hint? ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the option

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Scotland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account

April 1st is traditionally April Fool’s Day. A day when we trick our fellow humans with hilarious pranks and jolly japes. These day, of course,

Look carefully.  Is he looking straight ahead?  Are you sure?  Is he looking to the left of the photo?  Are you sure? ~ ~ There’s

A sobering thought for a Sunday  (Sundays being one of the religions’ holy days of course). ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the option to

Ok, with my trusty camera I look down between my legs and take a shot. What do you see? That’s right, you see two pigs

The following are (supposedly) all replies that women have written on Child Support Forms in the section for listing “Father’s details.” 1. Regarding the identity

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Could you really tell? I mean, before they become a dictator  they look so innocent. So. Would you really know a dictator if you saw

There is a difference in ability of the housewife when comparing marriages from the South to marriages from the North.  Three men were recently interviewed

I’ve never understood why humans generally don’t discuss what happens to them at night.  I can only assume it’s because they are in denial. The

Oh deary deary me. These are worrying times. Very worrying times. Yet, there are a few of us who are able and capable of protecting

NB: Not my Bluetooth headset. Not even my face, honest. The additional information you need: It fell off my ear and into the loo. It

I recently got married.  Yay! It wasn’t easy choosing who of the three ladies I was dating I should allow the privilege of calling herself Mrs

Aw. Shucks. You’ve come here because you know it’s my birthday, innit. Yes, today, February 7th is my birthday. Today is almost as bad for

Bloody hell.  When they asked if I wanted to play an old retro game of Pacman, I never thought I’d get so exhausted.  I need

When it comes to relationships and women, I don’t like to blow my own trumpet, but I am an expert. After many years of trial

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally,

Getting this bloody anti-gravity car thing I invented to keep still and air-park properly is a bloody nightmare.  It sort of drifts a bit whilst

Apart from being a living breathing enigma, I am an incredibly talented person.  I am a ‘creative’. Being a ‘creative’ means I am burdened with

An extract from my latest novel, which was originally written in Welsh for obvious reasons: We met in a secluded field, the sun almost kissing

Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip. In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates

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My life is sorted. Thanks to some kind people who I didn’t know before going through a folder in my email system called ‘Spam’, my

It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is

These pictures tell a story without words… A German tourist jumped into the freezing water and braved being swept away by the strong currents to

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II  In light of your immediate failure to financially manage

A bit of cultural news for a welcome change, here via England’s England. Well, it appears that after a two year loan to the United

Meet Erik Johansson. He takes photos. He uses Photoshop. He shows us that when reality stops, our brains actually have no perception. Enjoy! ~ ~

Behind you, Dave, behind you! What should have been a nice family holiday last week for David Cameron all went very wrong. In fact, almost

Wow!  This actually works if you slightly close your eyes whilst looking at it.  Hours of fun! ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the option