There is delicious irony in the ship taking Guardian, BBC and other leftie journalists and ‘believers’ to the Antarctic in order that they can file
I mentioned in a previous article that on Christmas Day, whilst you were sitting down to a full-on roasted dinner with crackers, party hats and lots
People watching the aftermath of the story of the Marks and Spencer‘s employee who, just before Christmas, politely refused to serve a customer trying to
Well, with Christmas Day over for another year, it’s time for reflection. The stress, the fights, the arguments, the expectations, the build-up only to be
I want to take you back to Monday the 23rd. Well, to be more precise, Sunday the 22nd into Monday the 23rd. You see, all
Phew! Christmas is over for another year, and my eyes can stop watering. Now, you know people have phobias? Some people run screaming and wet
Despite all the evidence, it is shocking to see that there are a growing number of Santa deniers out there. These are the folk that,
Well, Christmas Eve is the last day that Father Christmas is available to be visited by the boys and girls of the world. Christmas Eve
So, I was listening to Pete Price on Radio City the other night. Pete is a 67 year old gay man who hosts a Sunday
Aha. Today all the mastic and the 10 minutes of carefully putting my Father Christmas beard in place and making sure it is properly glued
Somebody got somebody else this for Christmas. Don’t worry, it’s nothing to do with my household, friends or relatives. This picture is of the Chinese
A pattern emerged at the beginning of the month. Very young children and babies would come to visit Father Christmas before about 3pm, and definitely in the
I don’t listen to Smooth Radio. I’m far too young to want to listen to 30 safe dreary oldies being played over and over again.
Disaster! My Elf has gone sick. She was spluttering a bit yesterday and seemed less than her usual, er, elf, and so today is staying
We all know that extended use of drugs, including cannabis, leaves the user permanently paranoid. We also know that paranoia is becoming an epidemic and
Spending all day in a grotto dressed as Father Christmas is having its toll. It was only a few weeks before this that I was
So, there I was just sitting there when along came a bunch of words from a man who is a hero of mine. The words
I’m still Father Christmas sitting in a grotto. Yes I am! Four kids came in together today. I don’t think they were brothers and sisters.
Watching millionaire socialist ex-junkie Russell Brand being interviewed by Jeremy Paxman, and then the left-wing biased social media praising him as a Messiah (that’s a
A ‘grandfather’ was wheeled into my grotto. Wheelchair bound, he was accompanied by about 10 others. There were different generations all gathered together, most making
It started as one an hour. Within a week it became two an hour. That’s two too many. I’m talking about the invasion of old
There are only a few different types of parents or grandparents. And, it’s mainly grandparents that are the awful pushy ones. Parents maybe less so.
How strange and peculiar was the BBC‘s reaction to the death of Nelson Mandela? You couldn’t make it up. How is any of this in
As a Liverpudlian Father Christmas, I’m starting to notice that every child has one of a small selection of names. Why is nearly every boy
Here’s the thing. The left-wing has a very predictable and uncontrollable knee-jerk reaction to death. When Margaret Thatcher died, the media the lefties control (such
Suited and booted, bearded and wigged, I am now Father Christmas. A grotto had been found for me, and day one was to consist of
I am not a Christian so I have no alignment to Christmas Day on religious grounds. Indeed, I am probably still angry that my ancestors
How hard can it be dressing up as Father Christmas and working in a Grotto? It must be dead easy, right? Sigh. The first thing
It’s weird being an outsider, y’know. But, I went to a Carol Service, ‘cos it was Christmas, innit. Ok, let’s examine this: I didn’t go
I think telling kids that Father Christmas exists is child abuse. Period. I believe it is cruel. I believe it should be outlawed and any
So on Facebork, videos of consenting adults having sex are banned, but people cruelly being executed by having their heads hacked off is perfectly fine.