April 1st is traditionally April Fool’s Day. A day when we trick our fellow humans with hilarious pranks and jolly japes. These day, of course,
Month: March 2012
Resist the Earth Hour, be free of mind
Today, you should free your mind and not fall for the Eco-Nazis and Enviro-Taliban call for you to sit in darkness during their annual ‘Earth
Today I will be mostly cutting my hedge
Being a Londoner, and coming from an area where nobody speaks the same language (mine is a minority one in East London, called ‘English’), I
Ever decreasing attention spans
It might be a good thing that modern generations are increasingly multi-tasking, but it does seem that they are also increasingly unable to concentrate on
Fat people hearing the Hungry signal
The cruelty and taunts from those who aren’t fat aimed at those who are have crushed confidence and led to many a suicide. Fat people
On the turn
Look carefully. Is he looking straight ahead? Are you sure? Is he looking to the left of the photo? Are you sure? ~ ~ There’s
James Delingpole eats Bacon
Here’s what happened. Richard Bacon has a talk ‘show’ on BBC Radio 5 Live. Last week he interviewed James Delingpole. Until mid-April 2012, you can
Christopher England exists
A sobering thought for a Sunday (Sundays being one of the religions’ holy days of course). ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the option to
If this then that
Possibly not enough is said about the excellent service iftt.com. I guess you could say it’s for lazy people, or you could say it’s for
CCTV should be everywhere
The entire country should be covered in CCTV cameras. Their output should be fed back to a huge central processing centre, and from here everything
An eye test
Ok, with my trusty camera I look down between my legs and take a shot. What do you see? That’s right, you see two pigs
Scott Mills and Chris Moyles
Things are always changing at BBC Radio One. That’s what makes it interesting and ‘new’. It’s what it has to do in order to be
A hand job by any other name
This is, er, ‘coming soon’ to Walton Vale. I wonder if those providing the service will be the usual butch Eastern European men, or if
Get the global warming religion bias out of TV news
At the moment, I seem to be very angry with the eco-loonies behind the global warming religion. My reasoning is that it is because of
Who’s the Daddy?
The following are (supposedly) all replies that women have written on Child Support Forms in the section for listing “Father’s details.” 1. Regarding the identity
Low carbon recipes? Ffs!
When is this madness about man-made climate change going to stop? The massive huge corporations are so frightened of the damage that the eco-loonies behind
Riding the Booster
Fantastic. This is real video footage taking from the fore and aft cameras mounted on board one of the booster rockets used to get the
Never more than a minute away from music
Nobody human knows why, but somewhere along the way, the programmers of commercial music radio stations decided they were scared of the music they played.
The tale of the mood ring
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More outrageous biased BBC news reporting
It is alarming how the BBC still continues to be used as a major propaganda machine on a range of different topics, such as Climate
Oi Catholics, leave gays alone!
What is it with these mad god-botherers and their constant need to control people? Ah, of course, it’s about control, isn’t it. God-botherers love to
Americans are just so backward & anything but free!
Americans love to control everything. Cleverly they use the word ‘freedom’ a lot and there’s a lot of propaganda associated with their global desire to
Help me look for pussy?
There’s a pussy in this picture, but where? It’s a puzzle a bit like Where’s Wally? (or Where’s Waldo?). Can you find my pussy
Make Bradford British
Channel four’s two parter “Make Bradford British” has had the expected panning from the mainly White and definitely Middle-class journalists, but I thought it was
What is the Liverpool noise?
When the ambient hubbub and general noise of Liverpool reduces to a murmur, that’s when people notice it. It’s there all the time of course, well,
The Polar Bear that was never there
A lot of people create pictures from Photoshop, compiling from different images they have, and they allow their glorious and quite striking results to be
Google, please stop it before my head explodes
Google, Google, Google. Google, you know I love you. You know I’m loyal. You know I host all my domains through your wonderful Google Apps,
Science and the Environment shouldn’t be seen together
When you put two words together into a phrase like “Love and Marriage” or “Horse and Carriage” you kind of expect them to actually somehow
Would you know a dictator?
Could you really tell? I mean, before they become a dictator they look so innocent. So. Would you really know a dictator if you saw
Sorry David Rathband, we failed you
I want to talk about PC David Rathband. It is my policy not to mention the name of torturers or murderers, but to refer only
Marrying a Northern girl
There is a difference in ability of the housewife when comparing marriages from the South to marriages from the North. Three men were recently interviewed
Dydd Gwŷl Dewi hapus
March is the month for the Irish to celebrate their Irishness. They do this by getting very drunk on the 17th, St Patrick’s Day. (Please
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