Today doesn’t exist most years. It’s Leap Year’s Day. I dunno if being born on February 29th is annoying or if it makes a person
Month: February 2012
The demonisation of carbon dioxide
We are starting to enter a period when, despite its teaching in schools as fact, voices are finally being heard that say all is not
Proof that we can never trust journalists
I’m supposed to be able to trust my local (well, regional) paper to tell me the truth and to be accurate about stuff. But I
Universal Truth Number One
A lot of people say that Christopher England is from another planet. I’ve no idea how they found out, but hey, humans miss out on
Steve Conway is 25 years old
That annoying Steve Conway has been at it again. I’ve reported in the past about how I have been a sufferer of Steve Conway Envy,
Flashback Friday: 1997, part 3
I have been blogging since before the word blogging was invented. Before Google was around, before Facebook, before Youtube, before Myspace, yes, I was blogging.
Why do we ignore the inter-dimensional beings?
I’ve never understood why humans generally don’t discuss what happens to them at night. I can only assume it’s because they are in denial. The
Will the Dollar fall?
Oh deary deary me. These are worrying times. Very worrying times. Yet, there are a few of us who are able and capable of protecting
The cost of your alcohol abuse
You drunks and alcies have been in the news again. You are costing us a fortune. You are terrorising hospital staff and getting in the
Sprinkle when you tinkle
Moan moan moan. I’ve written before about women and their obsession with the toilet seat being up or down, as if they are the only
The ‘Grate’ Toilet Seat Debate
Men and women are different to each other. There are a number of places that this difference causes a little friction. One is in the
Why aren’t they listening to Radio City?
I do an unscientific bit of radio research. I can’t help it. I’m an anorak, so it’s in my genes. Whilst most humans are oblivious
Flashback Friday: 1997, part 2
I have been blogging since before the word blogging was invented. Before Google was around, before Facebook, before Youtube, before Myspace, yes, I was blogging.
Are we ready for the real climate change?
I bet we are not. We’ve been so cleverly indoctrinated by the highly over-funded left-wing advocacy groups like Greenpeace, the WWF and hundreds of others, into believing
How likely is my Bluetooth headset to work again?
NB: Not my Bluetooth headset. Not even my face, honest. The additional information you need: It fell off my ear and into the loo. It
The Valentine’s Day hype
Look, I do realise that Valentine’s Day is a hype. It is a device used to generate profit for those who publish and sell cards.
Not enough people in prison are killing themselves
Here’s something I put ‘out there’ on Google Plus (which copies to Twitter and Facebook) for small debate and discussion. Because of the radical nature
Killing witches in England
For normal people it is hard enough to accept that there are still god-botherers in this enlightened age. It’s a relief that in the ‘freer’
The Otter’s Cafe with no otters
Maybe it’s not ideal for this kind of weather, but there’s an 8 kilometre walk along the River Mersey. It can get a bit boring,
Flashback Friday: 1997, part 1
I have been blogging since before the word blogging was invented. Before Google was around, before Facebook, before Youtube, before Myspace, yes, I was blogging.
Choosing a wife
I recently got married. Yay! It wasn’t easy choosing who of the three ladies I was dating I should allow the privilege of calling herself Mrs
The day I nearly made toast of a major superstore
People like toast. I like toast. Toast smells nice. Mid-mornings people want toast. So, we bought a toaster. Rather, I was sent out to buy
Happy Birthday to me (again)!
Aw. Shucks. You’ve come here because you know it’s my birthday, innit. Yes, today, February 7th is my birthday. Today is almost as bad for
Radio presenters talk in lumps
Why do people on music-radio talk in lumps? Why are they so afraid of the songs the radio station plays? Where does the research say
A good Pacman work-out
Bloody hell. When they asked if I wanted to play an old retro game of Pacman, I never thought I’d get so exhausted. I need
The World’s Strictest Parents
A BBC Three series called “The World’s Strictest Parents” has been taking up my time over recent days. I’ve had to watch all of it.
Yes, Climate Change will kill us all
There’s a website called Zombie Time. It is the home of zombie. The lovely zombie is an observer of things, but because he observes by
Where to park a woman-thing when she’s not in use
When it comes to relationships and women, I don’t like to blow my own trumpet, but I am an expert. After many years of trial
The Twisted Radio Caroline
I’ve discussed before how there are a largely mentally abnormal folk who are fans of Radio Caroline. They are also known as ‘anoraks’. Indeed, these
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