Keep Calm – You have just been hacked.
Terrible things are about to happen to the device you are viewing this on. It doesn’t matter whether you are using a PC, a Mac, a Chromebook, a tablet, a phablet, a mobile, a direct eye replacement implant, or whatever.
Whatever you are viewing this on now has to be dealt with in the same way. You have to find water. Deep water. Fill a bath. Find a pond, a river, or the sea.
Take your device immediately to the deep water. Throw it in. It is important that the device remains on whilst you place it in deep water. Do it now.