Of course, I’m not even slightly saying Simon Cowell is gay, after all he has recently been engaged to be married and there are many
Month: April 2012
The truth is out there, but where?
Nobody believes anything anybody says any more. There are parts of the world where this is not the case. North Korea might be an example.
Why bother putting books inside libraries?
I stumbled into Walton Library recently. Now, like most libraries, it is a waste of time and space, despite being housed inside a lovely building.
Capital Radio heads in One Direction
When Harry, the one who had all the hair, from the X-Factor created band One Direction did the ‘thank-yous’ at the Brit Awards he put his
Too much drought falling on my head
It’s been another week of extreme drought here in the UK. The drought, which has led to a ban on using hosepipes, has been falling
Whatever happened to the Melting Pot?
I don’t get it. It’s gone. Well, the shell is still there, but as an entity it has gone. Sigh. Happier yummier days I’m talking
Children of God were literally children
Tales of early playground bullying? The Torah and the Bible recount a time when humans were far much more immature and, literally, younger. Very rarely
It may happen in May
I’ve long been a fan of Piers Corbyn and his Weatheraction.com site and his longer range weather forecasts. According to him, he has an 85%
There’ll always be an England?
It’s National English Day today. Every country has a national day. Most of them celebrate their national day loudly and proudly. Some countries declare a
Earth Day Bollox back in the 1970s
Today it is Earth Day (22nd April, every year). Not to be confused with the pointless ‘Earth Hour’ when mad people from madland around the
Giants roam the streets of Liverpool
At about 1 o’clock on Friday morning I was fumbling my way through the park perfectly innocently, ok? I happened upon a little girl who
Vocal about The Voice
The Voice on BBC1 has to be good. I mean, the meeja god Simon Cowell has ordered that ITV re-schedule his ITV1 Britain’s Got Talent
Air show Disaster
Oh my goodness. Be warned. This is really tough to look at. It just shows the dangers of attending these events. Air shows quite
London’s telly-watchers will all explode today
Well, today’s the day when Londoners bleat and moan and slash their wrists. For today’s the day that analogue TV gets switched off forever. Here
Euronet was bloody good fun
I don’t keep recordings, picture or memorials of things long gone. So, I have nothing to remind me of the year long 1992 to 1993
Cunning Chinese make fat people explode
Whilst the western world spends its time staring suspiciously at anybody of an Arabic(ish)/Middle Eastern origin or appearing to be dressed in an Islamic way
Analogue clocks are favoured by mad people!
I am not alone in not being able to understand these round things with shapes and a few numbers on that are supposed to tell
The Grand National Annual Cull
We should congratulate the humans that decided to operate a sort of ‘natural selection’ system for the culling of old horses. It’s so much better
Friday the 13th
…That’s the last time I laugh at date superstition, damnit. ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the option to comment on this at: http://www.ChristopherEngland.com ~
Just as you thought nothing ever happens
This is a fantastic. I’ve always been a fan of flash-mobbing and the work of the Improv Everywhere group, so this, well, just takes it
Radio for communities of interest
I’ve spoken before about my personal definition of community radio (here). Well, community-access radio. But, I might be slightly wrong by not being completely inclusive.
What the astronauts say
This stolen from the Watts Up With That site. It’s a poster made by one of the readers, and it is a very nice background
What is the point of community radio?
Back in the 1970s, I was the man behind a year long pirate radio experiment. We were attempting a weekly broadcast of “community-access” radio. “Community-access”
Modern day engine flooding
Now then, these days, how does one tell if the engine’s flooded? Are the fish a hint? ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the option
Istanbul is a scream
Ok, when it comes to naming a restaurant, calling it ‘Istanbul’ surely indicates that it is themed as a Chinese. Only kidding, I meant Turkish,
They want you dead
What is it with those suffering from the Global Warming religion? They hate humanity soooo much, that they want drastic measures taken to reduce the
Square Testicles
An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Scotland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account
The best Indian Takeaway. Evah!
People who know me, know that I eat anything. That’s why I’m a fat bastard. One of my pleasures is the ‘curry’, although I hate
Space ribbon?
Fantastic! It’s a joke though surely? I mean the weight of this ribbon thing and the friction as the earth revolves must make it impossible.
Adsense? Nonsense.
I’ve had a bit of a falling out with Google Adsense over porn. You will notice that the world famous award winning christopherengland.com is
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