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Month: May 2012

The ghost of the Euronet non-Party

31 May, 2012 Christopher England

Ok, here’s the thing:  A lot of people have asked to hear the world famous Euronet non-party broadcast from 1992 that I last spoke of

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Eating meat and nice desserts is good for you!

30 May, 2012 Christopher England

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Hit the road, Jack

29 May, 2012 Christopher England

Whilst radio presenters dress up in ill-fitting posh frocs and pat themselves on their backs at the rather incestuous ‘Sony Awards’ (a kind of really cheap

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The Polar Bear that was never there

28 May, 2012 Christopher England

A lot of people create pictures from Photoshop, compiling from different images they have, and they allow their glorious and quite striking results to be

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My day in a confessional box

27 May, 2012 Christopher England

I popped into the newsagents to get some chocolate and stood behind a priest.  He was saying to the shopkeeper how he needed somebody to

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Breath-test car start

26 May, 2012 Christopher England

I recently laughed out loud at some drunk and drugged driver who killed herself by, well, being drunk and drugged and unable to control her

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Wear a boot on your head for man-made global warming

25 May, 2012 Christopher England

So, in Chicago they’ve just had the Seventh Annual International Climate Change Conference.  This event is a somewhat sceptical event, drawing together those who are

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How old we were 20 years ago on Euronet

24 May, 2012 Christopher England

Well then.  If you read my previous missive about Euronet, the radio station THEY wouldn’t allow to party (here), you’ll have noted that I didn’t

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Driving drunk and drugged

23 May, 2012 Christopher England

At 6 in the morning on New Year’s Day, 19 year old Sasha Jarvis was driving herself and her mate Sian Lloyd Davies in her

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19 White Dogs

22 May, 2012 Christopher England

Yep. 19 white dogs. Count them. Honest. 19… ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the option to comment on this at: http://www.ChristopherEngland.com ~ ~

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The madness of today’s shame and dishonour system

21 May, 2012 Christopher England

I recall working with a rather nice lady in her early 30s.  To protect her from being identified I’m going to slightly lie about where

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THEY wouldn’t let Euronet have a party

20 May, 2012 Christopher England

I was asked recently to recount the concept behind a broadcast Euronet made over Christmas 1992.  (I’ve spoken about the satellite radio station Euronet before

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My cats are a-moulting so Summer is a-comin’

19 May, 2012 Christopher England

Yay!  Summer is all but here.  Temperatures are rising, skies are clearing, birds are singing. And my cats are moulting fast. Nope, little sheep, it’s exactly

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The start of BBC Radio England

18 May, 2012 Christopher England

I was very glad to read that the BBC Trust has made the first few steps towards the establishment of a Radio England, a radio

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It’s time to cull BBC local radio

17 May, 2012 Christopher England

I originally published this back in October last year… The idea that BBC local radio might cease to do much more than relay Radio 5Live

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Blue Peter flutters off BBC1

16 May, 2012 Christopher England

So, the BBC announced that children’s TV programmes would be shuffled off their flagship channel BBC1 but would continue on CBBC, the BBC’s very popular

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I blame Margaret Thatcher

15 May, 2012 Christopher England

Lefties, especially the wealthy middle class ones, are creatures of habit.  One of their habits is to blame Margaret Thatcher for everything they consider that’s

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G’is a ‘climate’ job, mister

14 May, 2012 Christopher England

Seriously.  What is wrong with these people? We are in the middle of a fortnight during which mad people from madland are touring the country

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Why the Met Office ‘forecasts’ are pointless

13 May, 2012 Christopher England

With those who do the long range weather forecasting like the wonderful yet eccentric weatheraction.com (based on looking at what the Sun is doing) constantly

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The original earthlings are watching us

12 May, 2012 Christopher England

We are not alone. But, we’ve been looking into the heart of the universe to seek out new life.  We’ve been looking in the wrong

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It’s time to close analogue radio

11 May, 2012 Christopher England

Finally nearly all the old fashioned analogue TV has gone.  There’s only a couple of areas left, Northern Ireland and Newcastle. They’ll be gone by

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Bitty, want bitty

10 May, 2012 Christopher England

I don’t have a problem with women getting their tits out for their kids.  It seems perfectly natural to me. However, it does seem to

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BBC Radio Merseyside can’t work their volume controls

9 May, 2012 Christopher England

What has happened to production values in BBC local radio?  Well, I assume they once had them! BBC Radio Merseyside is the regional station based

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The Inequality of being an English White

8 May, 2012 Christopher England

We are told we are equal, and we must fight to stop discrimination and to pretend that we are not all different. I actually find

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The Hare and the Tortoise

7 May, 2012 Christopher England

On your marks.  Get set… ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the option to comment on this at: http://www.ChristopherEngland.com ~ ~

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The day I looked God in the eye

6 May, 2012 Christopher England

I attended a church service the other day.  Does this mean I’m turning into a god-botherer? It wasn’t any small church either.  It was the

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Could Radio Caroline return from a ship at sea?

5 May, 2012 Christopher England

I read with interest that some men who wear armchairs want to re-start Radio Caroline back in the North Sea as a pirate radio station.

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Beware the super-moon

4 May, 2012 Christopher England

We’re all doomed! The super-moon is coming! When you see the moon today you won’t realise it but it will be 14% bigger than if

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Zmmmm Wooshhmmmm Vwooom

3 May, 2012 Christopher England

I can’t believe I just did that.  I’m just sooooo predictable.  Sorry. ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the option to comment on this at:

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Liverpool votes for a Mayor, but not for wanting one

2 May, 2012 Christopher England

Today, parts of England are voting.  In Liverpool we are voting for local councillors and also for a new Mayor.   We’ve not had an

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Laser 558, the last fun radio station

1 May, 2012 Christopher England

A gazillion years ago (well, back in the mid-1980s) there were two radio stations operating from ships in the North Sea.  There was the old

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Christopher England:

A dis/misplaced Londoner now in Liverpool, yet remaining a free-thinking and commentating observer of media, people watcher, reality checking truth detective, future trend predictor and complete all round tosser.

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