You can’t make money out of hashtags. Even if they start #prayfor….. you can’t charge the virtue signally liberal elite for hashtags. You can, however,
Month: February 2017
Caaaake
There’s only one thing better than cake. More cake. Cake with ice cream, cake. Caaake.
The lady got wood
If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise. Now, the problem is how to work out what the problem
Hello Angry Losers
My ol’ favourite Youtuber Pat Condell has been summing things up perfectly. Why on earth are we still suffering the constant Remoaning from people who
Biased Broadcasters
You ever wonder why there’s such confusion and relentless wailing from parts of the population that can’t seem to grasp that the UK is leaving
Bloody Red Nose Day
Don’t forget to raise what you can on Red Nose Day. You’ll be asked to donate what you can from your minimum wage. You’ll be
A shockwave in a box
Impressive. A man-made smoke ring type shockwave can be physically seen crossing the room and knocking down the boxes. The only time I’ve seen this
What’s success like?
Disgusting! F’narr F’narr.
My private pool
So, I’ve never seen my private pool from this angle. But now that I have, I have a strange nagging vertigo. When I’m not looking at
Killing gracious birds
Isn’t it odd how much the liberal elite narrative is changed and overridden by the things that surround a tragedy in a photo. So, a bird
Wanna play a game?
Have you missed me?
After the 5th gear
Sadly, not enough people shift into this sort of ‘overdrive’ mode when they are over the speed limit.
Time to stop the rough sleepers
Why is there so much sympathy for ‘rough sleepers’? Several buildings in Liverpool have built wire constructions to block their doorways and make it uncomfortable
Feline Paralysis
This always happens to me. Hours of my life can pass, especially in the colder weather, when my duty as an electric blanket or living
The Donald revealed
Ok. This is disturbing. This is apparently what the President of the United States of America actually looks like when caught off guard by a
A night on the tiles
This impressive floor, well, not just the floor, the whole room really, is inside Liverpool‘s St George’s Hall. To be honest, I think the tiles show
UFO crashes
So, somebody managed to take a photo of a crashed UFO. They say it definitely came from outer space. Seems legit.
Burning skulls
That moment when you realise that the skulls of your enemies just don’t burn away that easily.
What’s under my cup?
Hang on a sec. Has that really been underneath my cup all these months? Is that why people snigger when I take a swig? Bastards!
Did you know you are already dead?
When you are dead, you don’t know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are
Which toilet can I use?
All this gender and gender neutral and binary and non-binary and self describing gender and intersex identity fucks up how we work out which toilet
Scottish Separation Ballot paper leaked
The question has been decided. The options have been decided. This is what the Scottish Separation voting paper will look like. (I say Scottish ‘Separation‘
Selfridges has changed!
Blimey. How long have I been away from London? I could have sworn Oxford Street was a bit more luxurious than this…
The Greatest Hits Network just died
Across a lot of the north of England and the south and east of Scotland the ‘oldies’ stations are mainly owned by Bauer Media and
Clinton News Network?
Who remembers a time when they believed that anything they heard on Mainstream Media was true and agenda-less? Yup, we sure were naive back in
Fake Radio Carolines
Now then. This whole thing about Radio Caroline. I think I’m suffering from deja vu. Haven’t we had this confusion before? It wasn’t that long
Cats go fishing
Apparently, cats, these cats, in this really old photo, used to wait for the returning fishermen. After a day and a bit at sea, the
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