I have to ‘deal’ on a professional basis with people who don’t know me or who I might know. Despite this, within a few minutes
Month: October 2013
Save yourselves! They want to harvest humanity
OMG … OMG … OMG Yet again, the world is about to end! It appears that a massive ‘asteroid’ just – somehow – flew between the moon
That was the storm that was
Something bizarre just happened. Something happened that we don’t normally see. For the first time in, well, forever, the Meteorological Office correctly predicted the weather,
We messed with the clocks and we destroyed nature
OMG! OMG! OMG! What the hell have we done? Humans just have to fiddle don’t they. They are obviously to blame for the terrible events
What is the secret beneath Liverpool?
What secret lurks beneath Liverpool? What power nestles below? What has been built there that the normal people are not allowed to see? There is
Toot Bargains
Women seem to be hard wired to spend money on toot. Toot being pointless rubbish. If the woman, or more usually her husband, is loaded,
No baby planes for Qantas
A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Qantas from Sydney to Auckland. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
Gays being gay about gay rather than being gay
With Christmas coming, well, according to the shops and the adverts on TV, here’s the first two verses of a Christmas carol for you. Sing
Finding ‘the one’
I was asked by a young thing, as in a 17 year old, whether or not it could be possible that she’d found ‘the one‘.
The Evil Desecration of Graves in Anfield Cemetery
Anfield Cemetery has some very old graves and gravestones alongside some from the more recently departed. The older stones, as one might expect when the
Do we really need central heating?
As people struggle to keep warm this coming winter, will they be switching off their central heating? Do we really ‘need’ central heating? I don’t
My search for non-willy porn
Why can’t I find any porn aimed at me? I mean, right, I’m a bloke, right, and so I’m not interested in men’s willies, am
Jumpergate and those who want to believe
How can any of us trust the mainstream media about anything any more? They’ve been caught out. Completely. They’ve been caught out trying to pretend
The END OF THE WORLD is coming. NOT!
I still don’t ‘get’ this need to believe in a coming END OF THE WORLD! It seems that an END OF THE WORLD features strongly
Capitalism works for me
So, in Liverpool we have an arty-farty building known as FACT (Foundation for Art and Creative Technology). It’s one of those places where things get
My final words from my death bed
I write this from my death bed. Well, it’s not really a bed. I am far too ill for a conventional bed. Instead, I am
Why Madeleine McCann … again?
Sigh. The lead story on BBC news all day, and for most of the weekend was all about the startling new non-evidence and thinking, alongside
The Borg jukeboxes remain sterile
The pirate stations know what you know, when it comes to radio. The BBC knows what you know, when it comes to radio. The BBC
Who are ‘The Borg’?
‘The Borg’ is a name given to the large corporate groups who operate a ‘portfolio‘ of networked non-adventurous commercial radio services or ‘brands‘. But, why
All little girls are like this. Fact
Yes. Any parent will agree. Any parent of a little girl. This is truly what they are like. Not like angelic boys, who are never
The actual ‘working class’ need help
A lot of hard working people are angry. Very angry. These people, quite accurately, are the actual ‘working class‘. The actual ‘working class‘ are not
Commercial radio is disappearing
Commercial radio, licensed commercial radio, has just celebrated its 40th birthday. There have been many, notably only those who work, once worked, or wish they’d
Is there too much samey internet radio?
Being a sad old radio anorak, most of my only ‘Friends’ on Facebork are also sad old radio anoraks. And, I’ve noticed something that’s happening
We pump even more CO2 into the air but Global Warming stops!
Imagine that you are a microbe living on a chicken. Imagine that chicken is on a rotisserie in front of a huge massive wall of
Liverpool’s ‘haves’ -v- ‘have nots’
The contrast in Liverpool’s Anfield is quite alarming. In the background the roof of the home of Liverpool Football Club. A place where money flows
Anfield isn’t a fair place for the working class
Anfield is an area of North Liverpool. It is a place where there are extreme contrasts. I was reminded of this as I was forced
Look at the eyes, the eyes
Ok. Freaked out yet? See how ‘art’ can have such an affect on you? (This might not work on the mobile version of this site,
What is the point of a library?
Many decades ago there was a tiny library in Highgate, North London, where I lived. I don’t know how many books it had in it,
Do I miss London?
Some years ago I was thrown out of London. And banned from ever returning. † Since that time I’ve lived in Liverpool. Having lived all my
When kittens attack!
I’m writing this using the remaining fingers on my left hand, along with the stump that used to be my thumb. Wiping the dripping blood
I just cannot appreciate self-harming
Decades ago I knew a teenage girl who would self harm. Damn. Yet another lovely human I lost touch with. I wonder whatever happened to
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