I get Lady Gaga. She is an innovator and follows my own creed of “Only those who dare to be different ever make a difference.”
Author: Christopher England
Hackney racism
It’s Flashback Friday. Every Friday we bring back a golden oldie article from yesteryear. A chance for you to re-read it and see if it
Jews make chickens giddy
You couldn’t make this up could you? But where did it originate from? There is a hilarious ritual undertaken by orthodox Jews on the eve
Pope? Just say NO!
Why is this man in a dress being given such wonderful treatment on his tour of England and Scotland? Bring me your children now! Do
Penis Abuse
Get your knife away from my penis! Surely it’s about time we prosecuted those people – typically following Middle Eastern based religions – who abuse
The Inequality of being an English White
We are told we are equal, and we must fight to stop discrimination and to pretend that we are not all different. I actually find
Being 19
In conversation, I very very occasionally drop into the discussion that I am 19 years of age (Ok, I actually say it a lot, I’ll
Climategate, a year on
So then. Somebody hacks into one of the mailservers of the University of East Anglia and downloads huge chunks of data including all the mail
Leave Prince Harry alone
It’s Flashback Friday. Every Friday we bring back a golden oldie article from yesteryear. A chance for you to re-read it and see if it
I can’t appreciate self-harming
Decades ago I knew a teenage girl who would self harm. Damn. Yet another lovely human I lost touch with. I wonder whatever happened to
When graffiti is not graffiti
When is graffiti not graffiti? This is brilliant: It’s an advert on a pavement, which I can only guess is ‘environmentally friendly’ and hard for
Translations to English in England
I keep seeing adverts in my local paper for Interpreters. Somebody, I think it is either local government or the NHS or someone like that,
Close to the edge
After the photographer took this picture of himself on the edge of ‘The Lake of Brothers’ (named after two brothers who drowned) in Iceland, he
Can Christopher England dance?
I can neither confirm nor deny that man in this video is Christopher England. Please stop asking! 😉 ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus the
Obsessives cannot be allowed to scare us
Recently, 43 year old eco-terrorist James J Lee was shot dead in order to help release the three hostages he had taken within the headquarters
The man who should be Prime Minister
It’s Flashback Friday. Every Friday we bring back a golden oldie article from yesteryear. A chance for you to re-read it and see if it
Climate Change religion summary
Although this piece I’m linking to and asking you to read was written over 3 years ago, it still holds good today. It is probably
Evolution
Evolution did not put you on two feet just so that you could crawl in the dust again before some fantasy! THINK FOR YOURSELF! ~
My Supercar
Getting this bloody anti-gravity car thing I invented to keep still and air-park properly is a bloody nightmare. It sort of drifts a bit whilst
Derren Brown
I know something you don’t know I don’t like many performers, so Derren Brown should consider it a privilege that I find him to be
How music radio is dead and buried
I recently spent some time looking at a service available to subscribers to Talk Talk TV called V:MX. Talk Talk TV is like Virgin TV,
Big Brother is the new crack cocaine
So, here we are in a Britain with kids wandering aimlessly around in packs. These bored, restless and feral latchkey kids are going out and
Druggie Big Brother
It’s Flashback Friday. Every Friday we bring back a golden oldie article from yesteryear. A chance for you to re-read it and see if it
The weather ain’t killing as many as it used to
An interesting chart that says an interesting lot. For more about this, drop over to the original article on the Climate Realists site: here ~
Scabs
When teams of bullies surround a man going to work and scream “scab” at him, he can take solace in the knowledge that a scab
Insects and climate change
Apparently, there are 100 million times more insects than people on planet earth. The total weight of the insects is 12 times the total weight
Climate change is really about population control
As the lies of those who want us to believe that we are facing man made climate change continue to unravel and the public slowly
Tie means a lie so you buy
Body language is a funny thing. Through it, you can supposedly tell all you want to know about a person. But there are some people
Science -v- Faith
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Justice for Lemar
It’s Flashback Friday. Every Friday we bring back a golden oldie article from yesteryear. A chance for you to re-read it and see if it
Wikipedia is …
“… a centralised repository for revisions of the truth. The truth re-written by those who have something they want you to believe that very likely didn’t
Floating Noah’s boat…
Well, this is what it says in the Bible/Torah! You can’t dispute what’s in the Bible/Torah … can you?Or can you? ~ ~ There’s plenty
What should we do?
After a criminal is found guilty of a very serious crime, what are we supposed to do? a) punish, b) rehabilitate, or c) act on
Don’t fear the pig
Jews & Muslims hate me, the bastards. Could somebody explain to me the difference between the Jewish and the Muslim shared fear of the pig? Why
Bogies!
Damn this heavy cold. I was walking along the ‘beach’ at New Brighton and sneezed. Look what landed on the mud. Still, at least I
OMG! It’s August 14th! …again.
I’m an anorak’s wet dream, I am Jeeez. Spare me. It’s August the 14th. Noooooooooo. Back in 1967 this was the day that all the pop
What is an Anorak?
It’s Flashback Friday. Every Friday we bring back a golden oldie article from yesteryear. A chance for you to read it and see if it
Chicken Warming?
Jimmy the microbe thinks he’s causing chicken warming Imagine that you are a microbe living on a chicken.Imagine that chicken is on a rotisserie in
False Koranic Rumours
The major battles in this world are currently based on religion. The Christians and Jews are currently standing together against followers of Islam. Both sides
You aren’t what you eat
Vietnamese Takeaway Another of those strange oddities of Liverpool and the North-West: Most of the Chinese takeaways (usually disguised as “Fish and Chip” shops as
IT departments are sooo out of touch
Ok, so I was stuck in this customer holding area after complaining that I wanted the job done now! They made me wait and
Speak to the hand?
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Nothing -v- Anadin
If “Nothing” acts faster than Anadin, does this mean that taking an Anadin tablet relieves a headache a lot slower that not taking anything at
Laugh at Sandi Toksvig
It’s Flashback Friday. Every Friday we bring back a golden oldie article from yesteryear. A chance for you to read it and see if it
Stinging the bee
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Spam that makes you lol
It’s rare these days for true spam to reach me. This is a little annoying because I feel I’m missing out on adding inches to
A Free Radio voice? The dream & the reality
A guest article from months ago, revisited, republished as-was, and worthy of reconsideration: Chris raised the possibility some time ago when we were talking about
Most Haunted – Most Hilarious
Here’s another golden classic article, republished and revisited as was for your reconsideration: As people get older the buffer between them and death gets thinner.
Is there life OUTSIDE of Facebook?
As an avid user of things OUTSIDE of Facebook, especially the various specialist interest fora dedicated to ‘anoraks’ or old-stylee enthusiasts of radio and techie
Being Christopher England
“Christopher England” was born in the mid-1970s when I, the man behind “Christopher England”, first needed a name other than my own in order to
Every now and again I shuffle my blog from place to place. I’m wildly impressed by tumblr and have enjoyed using it for the last
Radio Jackie and the anorak pheromones
Radio Jackie is the last truly independent local radio station. It’s based in Tolworth and broadcasting to “South-West London and North Surrey”. ‘Independent’ means it’s
Radio Jackie and the anorak pheromones
Radio Jackie is the last truly independent local radio station. It’s based in Tolworth and broadcasting to “South-West London and North Surrey”. ‘Independent’ means it’s
Good is Evil is Good
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Look closely and you’ll see that ‘Good’ and ‘Evil’ are one in the same. Mwahahahaha!
Sex on TV
What is wrong with these people who scream and shout about sex on TV or in the cinema? (I mean, in the film you are
Sex on TV
What is wrong with these people who scream and shout about sex on TV or in the cinema? (I mean, in the film you are
Ummm…
Yep. This is definitely sexier than a picture of an actual ‘kebab’. Suggestion is often better than the raw flesh. But, please stop sending
Yep. This is definitely sexier than a picture of an actual ‘kebab’. Suggestion is often better than the raw flesh. But, please stop sending me
God hating, fearing, avoiding…me?
People ask me why, on balance, I seem to highlight or even write a lot of anti-religion rants. Am I in fact afraid of a
God hating, fearing, avoiding…me?
People ask me why, on balance, I seem to highlight or even write a lot of anti-religion rants. Am I in fact afraid of a
I’m watching you
I’m watching you. Oh yes, I am. But … if you look deeply into my eyes, what do you see? ~ ~ There’s plenty more,
I’m watching you. Oh yes, I am. But … if you look deeply into my eyes, what do you see?
Suicide is painless, part two
I recently reproduced a short article by a guy called Jason who wanted the right to a guilt free suicide. I published his article because
Suicide is painless, part two
I recently reproduced a short article by a guy called Jason who wanted the right to a guilt free suicide. It’s here. I published his
Suicide is painless, part one
I’m re-publishing something previously published elsewhere by a guy called Jason. Please have a read through and try to understand or appreciate what he’s saying,
Suicide is painless, part one
I’m re-publishing something previously published elsewhere by a guy called Jason. Please have a read through and try to understand or appreciate what he’s saying,
Severance
A friend of mine recently watched the film Severance and his talking about it reminded me of the time 4 or 5 years ago I
Severance
A friend of mine recently watched the film Severance and his talking about it reminded me of the time 4 or 5 years ago I
The Current State of Climate Knowledge
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The Cthulhu Cult – wanna join?
Ok. So, err, this guy’s an alternative to some of the more scary and dangerous gods like those of the Middle Eastern originating religious cults
The Cthulhu Cult – wanna join?
Ok. So, err, this guy’s an alternative to some of the more scary and dangerous gods like those of the Middle Eastern originating religious cults
The grave evil sin
Jeez. Is this right about the Catholic Church cult? They now consider the ordination of women priests to be a ‘grave evil sin against Catholicism’
Jeez. Is this right about the Catholic Church cult? They now consider the ordination of women priests to be a ‘grave evil sin against Catholicism’
True?
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The choices Raoul Moat made for everybody
Choices. We are all faced with choices that affect our lives or the lives of others. In an ideal world everything that happened to us
The choices Raoul Moat made for everybody
Choices. We are all faced with choices that affect our lives or the lives of others. In an ideal world everything that happened to us
Climate Change?
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100 tests to see if you’ve discovered a cult
Here are a fascinating 100 tests you can make about any organisation or ‘collective thought’ process you support or believe in, to determine whether or
100 tests to see if you’ve discovered a cult
Here are a fascinating 100 tests you can make about any organisation or ‘collective thought’ process you support or believe in, to determine whether or
Space Ribbon
Fantastic! It’s a joke though surely? I mean the weight of this ribbon thing and the friction as the earth revolves must make it impossible.
Fantastic! It’s a joke though surely? I mean the weight of this ribbon thing and the friction as the earth revolves must make it impossible.
Did Sky News kill Raoul Moat?
Who killed Raoul Moat? He pulled the trigger, yes, but was he actually killed by the media? Did Sky News contribute to his death? Raoul
Did Sky News kill Raoul Moat?
Who killed Raoul Moat? He pulled the trigger, yes, but was he actually killed by the media? Did Sky News contribute to his death? Raoul
Cats
I just love cats…don’t you love the way they are kind of into everything, you know, kinda getting into the swing of things? ~ ~
I just love cats…don’t you love the way they are kind of into everything, you know, kinda getting into the swing of things? (Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
Urban regeneration? No! These need termination.
Hmmm. That looks very dangerous, somebody could fall into that and break their legs, I mused as I passed an open hole from which the
Urban regeneration? No! These need termination.
Hmmm. That looks very dangerous, somebody could fall into that and break their legs, I mused as I passed an open hole from which the
Old ‘uns are the best
Me: Hi. I’ve a few things I’m after. Firstly, I’d like to buy a watch Shop assistant: Analogue? Me: No, just a watch. I’d also like a goldfish
Me: Hi. I’ve a few things I’m after. Firstly, I’d like to buy a watch Shop assistant: Analogue? Me: No, just a watch. I’d also
Fear of Mono
Around and about radio enthusiast sites and mass debating pits I notice there continues this horror and fear of mono. Why are (radio anorak type)
Fear of Mono
Around and about radio enthusiast sites and mass debating pits I notice there continues this horror and fear of mono. Why are (radio anorak type)
Being a pussy magnet
So what exactly is it that makes me such a pussy magnet? It was only a short while ago that I did a piece about
So what exactly is it that makes me such a pussy magnet? It was only a short while ago that I did a piece about
Cut-backs
Cut-backs, eh? BBC local radio ends up leaving its plush offices and studios and moves into a car. Sigh. ~ ~ There’s plenty more, plus
Cut-backs, eh? BBC local radio ends up leaving its plush offices and studios and moves into a car. Sigh.
Major weather warning
By this time next Monday we should all know about a number of major events on Planet Earth. Apparently it’s 85% confirmed that this coming
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