So, I was thinking about tattoos. And, I thought I’d get an appropriate one. Would I LIE to you?
Month: February 2014
Are they about to tattoo us all?
One of the most frightening things happening in the UK is that more and more local authorities are collecting data on ethnic origin and sexual
Mansize Radio is Alright Mate
I get bored very easily when it comes to ‘music radio‘. This causes me to seek out the cool and unusual to listen to, whilst
‘Science’ shouldn’t be plonked alongside ‘environment’
When you put two words together into a phrase like “Love and Marriage” or “Horse and Carriage” you kind of expect them to actually somehow
Preparing a finger buffet
This is me being a dab hand in the kitchen. I’m preparing a finger buffet. I’m a really good cook, honest. The secret’s in the
How a lady uses a public toilet
International Women’s Day is coming soon. So I thought it was time for us men to find out more about what it’s like being a
Time for more guns on Liverpool’s streets
One of the charms of Liverpool is its gun crime. Guns are normally owned and used by the Scousers with sticky-out ears against other Scousers
#SaveBBC3
I probably watch most new comedy via BBC3. And of course I watch Family Guy and American Dad via BBC3. A lot of people watch
Analogue clocks are favoured by mad people
I am not alone in not being able to understand these round things with shapes and a few numbers on that are supposed to tell
Going down the downpipe
When it rains, it really pisses down, ok?
Hating BBC Radio 1
Has daytime BBC Radio 1 managed to get rid of all the old people who were listening? I think it has. It must have been
Stop hyping old shite back into the charts, Three!
Three, please stop it. Okay, I loved the dancing pony last year. Four year old Socks was lovely as he moon-walked around Shetland. A real
This is Liverpool #TIL
There once was a sad ‘Towie‘ (The Only Way Is Essex) lookie-likeeeee ‘reality’ TV show called Desperate Scousewives. It bombed. Despite good photography of the
Resist Fracking in the UK: 10 reasons
Top ten reasons why we really must resist Fracking in Britain. They must Frack-Off. We are on to them! 10: Sinkholes. Fracking breaks up the
Now that’s what I call a memorial
Love or hate Nelson Mandela, this is clever. It’s a sculpture dedicated to him. At first glance it looks a bit odd. Almost like a
Please enter your new password
Please enter your new password: “cabbage” Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. Please enter your new password: “boiled cabbage” Sorry, the password must
The Man-made Global Warming believers who want us dead
How much more ‘global warming‘ bullshit do they really think we can take without shouting at them? Surely even the most apathetic of minds must
The cruel and vindictive Scouse way
Just what is the cruel and vindictive Scouse way? When a son and a daughter lost their widowed mother to a stroke, many very young
More Blue Jam
I recently anoraked on about Chris Morris‘s adventurous Blue Jam here. Blue Jam was one of the last concept or ‘mood’ radio shows, evah. Subsequently
Radio Caroline North returns
Driving past one of the best radio stations in Liverpool and looking in through the cool inviting window that gives direct vision of the main
We need new Blue Jam
Maybe I don’t realise it but I am potentially sounding like a long haired dinosaur rock enthusiast. Lovers of ‘progressive rock’ will lament the passing
Embarrassing Birthday Blues
Sigh. Today is my birthday. I hate my birthday. I can’t recall why I started hating my birthday. I can’t remember when I started hating
It’s time to stop using tins
What the heck are tins for? I mean, tins with food inside. Why have we still got them? Tins come from an era before we
Clinging to cliffs to change trains
We’ve all seen the dramatic pictures of the railway line at Dawlish in Devon, a section of which was left in mid-air once all the
When the weekend is the same old shite
School operates Monday to Friday, roughly from just before 9am and up until just after 3pm. School excludes Saturday and Sunday, making the ‘weekend’ something
Christianity is immoral, save our children
Statistically more Atheist marriages last longer than Christian marriages. God botherers are more likely to cheat on their partners and divorce than couples that are
We are very small and a long way away
A lot of people say that Christopher England is from another planet. I’ve no idea how they found out, but hey, humans miss out on
Keep them Birkenheaders out of Liverpool
For whatever reason it might be, there are two road tunnels under the River Mersey. They connect the centre of Liverpool with the foreign land
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