Yep, it says, “Please only put toilet tissue down the toilet”.
To comply, I carefully used my bare hands to scoop up the rather runny shit I had just had and put it carefully into my pocket.
Heck, why don’t they provide rubber gloves or something, or even some kind of place to dump your freshly laid faeces?
I did wipe my rather splattered sphincter with the toilet paper before putting that down the toilet, so I hope they don’t mind those bits of brown also going down.
I got lots of strange looks when I returned from the toilet area into the main part of Starbucks, with people holding their hands up to their mouths and noses and pointing at me. I think I might have left my flies open or something.
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