There seems to be a bit of wailing and banging of heads out there within the radio and techie anorak fraternity about the idea put
Month: July 2012
Radio on the TV
“People just don’t listen to the radio via their TVs!” That’s something I’m told on a regular basis by people who really need to get
You just lost the game
Rule 1: You are playing The Game.You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been, and always will be playing The Game.
Why is smaller cheaper than bigger?
There is a logic that says the more I buy the cheaper things should get. In theory, buying 200 apples should cost me less per
The Golfer and the Leprechaun
A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a
Don’t fear the songs
I don’t go on about it, but I own one and a half internet radio stations. I started off helping out and so owning a
Living in Brian’s shadow
A man walked out to the street and hailed a taxi that was just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said,
Poverty? It’s all part of the global-warmists plan
Ok, mainstream news media, tell me something we don’t know. What’s that you say? People across the UK are plummeting into poverty? No shit, Sherlock. The problem
Olympics? Just another East London night
Yep, the 2012 Olympics are in East London. Yet, the 100m final will be just like any normal Friday night in East London. You’ll hear
Wot no Liverpool pirate radio?
Coming from London, a city within which it is perfectly normal for over 60% of the radio stations available to be unlicensed, my move to
Introducing Engineers
Some people don’t understand the engineering mind, so here are some short tales to help: Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when
The greateee Home and Bargain mystery
As a trainee Liverpudlian, with all my ‘down south’ heritage (as they call it, being as we southerners all sound the same to them regardless
That moment when you learn about your girlfriend
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles, something she just loved
Free cash for all
Surely this has to be one of the biggest lies of the recent evil Bankers years. These machines quite plainly tell you that they issue
CCTV should be everywhere
The entire country should be covered in CCTV cameras. Their output should be fed back to a huge central processing centre, and from here everything
The religion virus has to wither away
The dominant warring religion viruses, born of the inbred desert tribes of the Middle East thousands of years ago, are destined to use the humans
The curse of interfering ‘ex-pat’ mentality
Despite having spent most of my grown-up life in London, and most of my childhood in a mixture of Ghana, South Wales, and in and
Unhappy Muslims
I get mail. People send me things. I recently got sent this: The Muslims are not happy! They’re not happy in Gaza.They’re not happy in
I was a real nowhere man
I can’t tell you where I’ve been. I can’t tell you how I got there. I can’t tell you how I got back. I can’t
Freak Out Fun
This is old, yes, but compiled together as an hour’s worth of pure Freak Out fun. Here’s the set up: Jack has a video camera.
The Chris Moyles Show will reign until September
In early 1997 I blogged about Chris Moyles, saying: Must say a word or two about Chris Moyles’ Late Bit on Capital 95.8 FM in
Around the world with two cows
You have two cows. What happens next depends on where you are and how your economic system works. Read on. SOCIALISM You have two
Britain after Scotland leaves us
The people of Scotland no longer wish to be British. Well, ok, some of the people of Scotland no longer wish to be British. They
Science is the future
Not only do we need children to explore and understand the investigative scientific process, but we need them to write the games rather than play
The Global Warming Hoax is melting
Weather and climate are funny things, aren’t they? Our climate across the UK and North America is largely dependant on these massive great big fat
What If?
We all worry about our destiny. In this respect, we are all born blind, but as we age we realise that the curse of knowing
So nobody’s using Google+ eh?
I keep being told that nobody is using Google+. I keep being told this by people who, for some obscure reason, seem to think that
God’s hiding place found in a boson
A Higgs-Boson walks into a Catholic church. The priest shouts, “We don’t allow Higgs-Bosons in here.” The Higgs-Boson replies, “But without me, how can you
The centre of the community is the Job Centre
I was sitting in an unmarked van parked adjacent to a North Liverpool Job Centre Plus building. Next to the van, but not connected with
The mugger the mob wanted freed
Here’s the thing. I was strolling through a part of the centre of Liverpool, when I happened upon a small crowd surrounding two people. “Let
It’s raining sand, or is it?
Weather is an interesting thing. Well, ok, for most of the world it isn’t, but for those of us who live with a variable jet-stream above us
England's England 