The case of the missing leg, part two

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This is the photo without any photoshopping at all

I previously included an article (here) on England’s England about how I had photographed a human leg on a sand dune adjacent to a Ministry of Defence area called Altcar.  My story was about how when taking a subsequent look it had disappeared.

I have been instructed to advise you that my story was fabricated and the photo was a complete forgery. There is absolutely no Ministry of Defence area near Altcar.

Correction: Oh, sorry, whilst there is of course a Ministry of Defence area near Altcar, the chances of a human leg being left in the sand dunes is exceedingly remote, as every person is always accounted for.

It can be clearly seen from the evidence I’ve been instructed to re-publish for you that the photograph was doctored to include the human leg.

Correction: It can be clearly seen from the evidence I have freely decided without duress to publish, that the photograph was doctored to include the human leg.  In fact there was no leg there before.  It was just a sand dune with nothing in the space where I deliberately and mischievously grafted a picture of a human leg onto it in order to make the alarming tale I completely made up seem true.

This is the photo I clearly photoshopped a leg on to

Correction: I in fact, carefully removed from the original picture, a fallen log that was quite naturally laying on the sand dune, and this I changed to the leg.

If you examine the first picture, you can clearly see that there is no leg whatsoever in the sand dune, but just a piece of fallen log.  In the second picture you can see that I edited out the fallen log and replaced it with the human leg.  That’s what I did.

I can only apologise about this obviously false story and for any embarrassment to the authorities the leaking out of the photo of the human leg may have caused.

Correction: I can only apologise about this obviously false story and for any embarrassment to the authorities that my completely photoshopped human leg photo may have caused.

I won’t do it again, as I know that the Ministry of Defence are a very busy hard working and important organisation and they don’t want to have to tell me a second time or have to take my family away for interrogation.

Thank you for your attention.