The other day I needed to go to
Accident & Emergency.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Air Force greens and stuck a patch/badge onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the ‘net.
When I went in I noticed that 75% of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here’s the patch…
Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at DSS. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundry, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don’t try it at McDonalds though…
The whole crew got up and left and I never got my order!
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