So, the dove is small. It’s a lot smaller than the vulture. The vulture is strong and large. It feeds on the carcasses of the
Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me!
There are only a few different types of parents or grandparents. And, it’s mainly grandparents that are the awful pushy ones. Parents maybe less so.
Climate Evolution and the coming Ice Age
It is a shock to a significant number of people that our climate is evolving and it is doing so without much input from the
Scousers instantly hate Jamie Oliver
I listened to a caller on the Pete Price radio phone-in show as he could barely contain himself. He was seething. A lot of Pete
The junkie that killed a meteor watch
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Tie means a Lie so you Buy
Body language is a funny thing. Through it, you can supposedly tell all you want to know about a person. But there are some people
Every now and again I shuffle my blog from place to place. I’m wildly impressed by tumblr and have enjoyed using it for the last
Radio Jackie and the anorak pheromones
Radio Jackie is the last truly independent local radio station. It’s based in Tolworth and broadcasting to “South-West London and North Surrey”. ‘Independent’ means it’s
Look closely and you’ll see that ‘Good’ and ‘Evil’ are one in the same. Mwahahahaha!
Sex on TV
What is wrong with these people who scream and shout about sex on TV or in the cinema? (I mean, in the film you are
Yep. This is definitely sexier than a picture of an actual ‘kebab’. Suggestion is often better than the raw flesh. But, please stop sending me
God hating, fearing, avoiding…me?
People ask me why, on balance, I seem to highlight or even write a lot of anti-religion rants. Am I in fact afraid of a
I’m watching you. Oh yes, I am. But … if you look deeply into my eyes, what do you see?
Suicide is painless, part two
I recently reproduced a short article by a guy called Jason who wanted the right to a guilt free suicide. It’s here. I published his
Suicide is painless, part one
I’m re-publishing something previously published elsewhere by a guy called Jason. Please have a read through and try to understand or appreciate what he’s saying,
A friend of mine recently watched the film Severance and his talking about it reminded me of the time 4 or 5 years ago I
The Cthulhu Cult – wanna join?
Ok. So, err, this guy’s an alternative to some of the more scary and dangerous gods like those of the Middle Eastern originating religious cults
Jeez. Is this right about the Catholic Church cult? They now consider the ordination of women priests to be a ‘grave evil sin against Catholicism’
The choices Raoul Moat made for everybody
Choices. We are all faced with choices that affect our lives or the lives of others. In an ideal world everything that happened to us
100 tests to see if you’ve discovered a cult
Here are a fascinating 100 tests you can make about any organisation or ‘collective thought’ process you support or believe in, to determine whether or
Fantastic! It’s a joke though surely? I mean the weight of this ribbon thing and the friction as the earth revolves must make it impossible.
Did Sky News kill Raoul Moat?
Who killed Raoul Moat? He pulled the trigger, yes, but was he actually killed by the media? Did Sky News contribute to his death? Raoul
I just love cats…don’t you love the way they are kind of into everything, you know, kinda getting into the swing of things? (Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
Urban regeneration? No! These need termination.
Hmmm. That looks very dangerous, somebody could fall into that and break their legs, I mused as I passed an open hole from which the
Me: Hi. I’ve a few things I’m after. Firstly, I’d like to buy a watch Shop assistant: Analogue? Me: No, just a watch. I’d also
Fear of Mono
Around and about radio enthusiast sites and mass debating pits I notice there continues this horror and fear of mono. Why are (radio anorak type)
So what exactly is it that makes me such a pussy magnet? It was only a short while ago that I did a piece about
Cut-backs, eh? BBC local radio ends up leaving its plush offices and studios and moves into a car. Sigh.
Major weather warning?
By this time next Monday we should all know about a number of major events on Planet Earth. Apparently it’s 85% confirmed that this coming
How to Nap
Heh heh. Another concept to try to sell to the boss then. If we all catch some zzzzzzzed time when we should be working then
David Irving and the Christian couple’s £10,000
A few years ago there were two pieces of news that happened within a month of each other that I found confusing. Firstly was a
Muslim children excluded from school music lessons
People are allowed to get away with so many unacceptable and bad things under the disguise of it being a religious practice. We all
Christopher just slowly ate: Freshly cut very juicy pineapple resting on a bed of St Agur blue cheese on crusty hot buttered freshly toasted slices
Female Muslim prisoners in education
This is the time of year that confuses those involved in education not ‘in the know’ about the life of an average Muslim girl in
A sign from a street in North Liverpool that was probably originally erected back in the days when there were bobbies on the beat casually
Time keeps on slipping slipping into…
The Passage of Time: Time and time again I hear people discussing how fast time seems to be going. They have a whole range of
Listen, if I was to lay my dick on my computer’s keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z. Christopher England just
I spotted this in the window of a shop in Knutsford. (Knutsford was a nice place once, shame it’s been completely destroyed by being on
I can’t believe that the Co-op is actually able to produce an own brand that is as orgasmic as their Tiramisu Ice Cream has turned
This is a picture of a Mountain Buggy. It has three giant sized wheels. It is ideal for pushing a baby or child around in
Name 3 things you could do with 30,000 sheets of freshly printed headed notepaper that must never be used or seen in public because ‘that’
Aha. A real shop in Blackpool. How embarrassing must it have been for the signwriter to have, erm, ‘fudged’ the spelling of ‘FuGDe Corner’, but
And god so loved, erm, nobody?
With love and respect to the victims of the recent earthquake, the tsumami, or the humans that are destroyed on mass by cyclones or any
Wow! And this is just one insignificant volcano on our insignificant planet!
Why people hate commercial radio
Why does commercial radio do everything so boringly? What are they afraid of? Here’s an example of some programming elements and how they are put
July will be mega-wet. Or will it?
As I’ve mentioned before, I have limited trust in any organisation, like the Meteorological Office, that consistently fails to provide the service that they charge Millions of
The great water hysteria
A few years ago (before the years when it was doing nothing but non-stop raining!), we were having to watch mass hysteria in London. It
This is me being a dab hand in the kitchen. I’m preparing a finger buffet. I’m a really good cook, honest. The secret’s in the
I dunno. That Professor Stephen Hawkin, eh? He’s a one. I mean, right, the information paradox that has blighted debates for over 30 years, yeah?
Ok, ‘Moist’ wipes for one’s bottom I can accept. It’s probably cleaner than toilet paper. But ‘moist’ wipes with an ‘apple fragrance’? People want their
I’m confused. Is this warning me of a Pelican with a non-straight back, or a non virgin Pelican coming across the road, or am I
Reading through the ‘Preparing for Emergencies’ book we all got quite a while ago, I notice that I have to gather up my belongings and
This is Bene Bene in Canary Wharf, London. Look carefully at the Menus on the wall above the counter. What’s that you’re saying? You can’t
How to reduce your radio audience
How to reduce your audience if you run a radio station: Tell your presenters not to say anything but to play all the songs in
Nice. No dirty basin to wash your hands into. Instead, the water falls onto a clean stone slab, rolls off the sides and disappears inbetween
Who are ‘The Borg’?
‘The Borg’ is a name given to the large corporate groups who operate the networked non-adventurous radio services. Why are they called ‘The Borg’? ‘The
Come on now, you’ve got to sympathise with the poor person who wrote this, haven’t you? You can really feel their pain.
About a year ago, Liverpool’s main newspaper (there are two, both from the same stable) the Liverpool Echo, owned by the same Labour supporting group
Hatred and cruelty is inbred at such an early age, passed down from mother to son forever. We really need to break the cycle by
Why media obsesses about Israeli-Palestinian stuff
Ex-MP, TV presenter and newspaper columnist Matthew Parris was on a recent BBC1 Question Time programme when the obvious questions came up about the Israeli
“God’s Window” they call this view. It is brilliant, but since you mention God’s window, let me be pedantic and mention that the view from
Chris Evans and his TV set
I never really liked Chris Evans on the radio other than when he was first on GLR. I thought he was good on the Big
People of Chester, hello? Excuse me? Anybody there? Look, people of Chester, for no readily apparent reason there’s a bloody great big
It’s time to free Gaza
There are regimes around the world where the tribes ruling an area treat the tribes not ruling the area with such a level of hatred
Anti-coalition chattering foamers
It is fashionable amongst the ex-Britpop and new media generation to be right-on New Labour supporters. All that’s vulgar about this rich selfish binge drinking
Think you’re gonna charge for cash, eh? Think again!
What is “Loving Awareness”?
The words ‘Loving Awareness’ have featured on Radio Caroline broadcasts for over 30 years. Radio Caroline devotees will sign letters and e-mail with some reference
Are TV News presenters and reporters mad?
Someone somewhere (probably in America) started a really really stupid trend. Now they are all copying it. Have you noticed it? It is very very
I don’t see why the people of Britain in these financially extremely difficult times should have to pay towards the costs involved in the dress-wearing
And there’s not even an instruction manual were we men to give in and try to read one.
Why ‘scallies’ all smell of old lady’s wee
It’s dead easy to spot the destroyers in Liverpool’s urban areas. The ‘scallies’, as they are called, all wear the same caps and same dull
Love this. Makes you stop and think, dunnit. Thinking? Yes, that’s a concept denied to those who are forced to have closed minds by religion.
Cool summer ahead
The Met Office, despite having Millions of Pounds worth of computer modelling equipment paid for by us the public, has spent a number of years
S’cuse the flash flashing back at me in this picture, but I was in a hurry to collect the evidence. Well, it seemed crazy to
Adverts of the Outside
Aren’t people stupid when it comes to advertising? Especially so when it comes to selecting a house or a car. Take a house, for example.
If you phoned them you’d probably call the Wong Fook Hing phone number, innit.
Proof that we can’t trust journalists
I’m supposed to be able to trust my local (well, regional) paper to tell me the truth and to be accurate about stuff. But I
Cute! Now, I don’t have a problem with animals trying to mingle in alien crowds. But how the heck did he tie the bow tie?
Radio Caroline down the John
Offshore radio back in the 1960s is credited with changing everything radio wise. The one station that is named by the public to ‘represent’ all
What was Offshore Radio?
Over half a century ago people used ships to broadcast pop music from. It was called ‘offshore radio’ or ‘pirate radio’ or ‘free radio’. There
A hooker is of course a heck of a lot cheaper.
Moaning old farts
Is this country top-heavy with moaning old farts that actually have no logic to whatever it is they are moaning about? I think so. No
Why I hate old songs
Why do I tend to hate old songs more than anything I have ever hated? Because I have heard them before. The limited number you
During the Second World War, when Hitler’s people started to round-up and make “places for people” and fill them with the Jews or other designated
I’ve been outed as an anorak!
In my real life I accidentally let it slip that I am also a (mad) radio anorak of the old stylee. Unfortunately this was
And whilst we’re talking about wee, since all women always manage to spray theirs into the gap between the underneath of the seat and the
Yay! I’ve found the one square metre of pavement in Liverpool with no dog pooh on it. Don’t care if it is raining really hard,
It doesn’t matter where you are, there’s always a branch of John Lewis at the end of the rainbow y’know. So, where is this Liverpool
Oh… my… god…! Look what you’ve done! You had an opportunity to change things yesterday, but look what you did! You had to go out
Vote! Vote! Vote!
I live in one of those constituencies where one party has a very safe seat with an extremely comfortable majority, so unless that party just
What’s this? “ASDA Greeters”, NOOOOOO! What mad person from mad land decided to spend money on some annoying hag hanging around the entrance to the
An apparently true story from the Daily Telegraph:
Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, “We agree it was
I love the smell of burning rubber in the morning, afternoon, evening and next morning. It also looks pretty. Don’t let anybody try to tell
Yes, Dirty water…Just been reading about how a few years ago, January was the driest January for 2 million years, and how this meant there
The decline in radio production standards
When I was a lad in radio I was taught that your headphones were the most important tool you had. Not only would you hear
Bus being hit by a 14 year old boy!
It’s interesting watching what the boys already on the roadside end up doing. They obviously *know* that they shouldn’t be there. And as for the
Question: What do you remember of Gary Glitter’s release date? Answer: She was called Mei Li, aged 12 from Haiphong.