The clouds have knitting needles

Wow, look at what my bedside radio recently told me was happening weather-wise.

Liverpool was facing knitting needles being shot from the clouds.  Actual white thick and dangerous knitting needles.  From the sky.

It seemed dangerous. Life threatening.

Far too dangerous to leave the house. Best to stay at home, I concluded.

So, for my health I stayed in bed. And went back to sleep.