Five monkeys and the stupidity of the human race

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result – all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana.

Why not?

Because as far as they know that’s the way it’s always been done around here.

So. What have we just demonstrated?

In its simplest form we have demonstrated policy or procedure in the large out-of-control organisations like those that are local or national government, or those with large numbers of workers, huge HR departments and lots of management structures.

In its more complex form we have demonstrated whole complete sections of society, whole races, governed by illogical political or religious ideology.  Without question they will behave in a particular way, follow a particular procedure, indoctrinate their children with the same beliefs, and it will continue to be passed from generation to generation with no room for questioning or for change.

Indeed, those who do question are punished.



Categories: Behaviour, Politics, Religion, Social Engineering

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