Socks go missing. It’s a scientific fact. They scuttle off to somewhere we are not aware of, leaving their ‘partner’ behind, and us in a state of wonder at exactly what route they took to ‘disappear’ themselves.
I was unaware that boots also go missing. Apparently though, somebody has managed to snap a photo of what happens and where they go. Unbelievably, the boots collate together in a sort of low-key Transformer way and they animate. They then stand around chatting.
If there wasn’t photographic evidence, I would never have believed it. Amazing.
But where are the socks?