These boots were made for walking

Socks go missing.  It’s a scientific fact.  They scuttle off to somewhere we are not aware of, leaving their ‘partner’ behind, and us in a state of wonder at exactly what route they took to ‘disappear’ themselves.

I was unaware that boots also go missing.  Apparently though, somebody has managed to snap a photo of what happens and where they go. Unbelievably, the boots collate together in a sort of low-key Transformer way and they animate.  They then stand around chatting.

If there wasn’t photographic evidence, I would never have believed it.  Amazing.

But where are the socks?