This is a picture of a Mountain Buggy. It has three giant sized wheels. It is ideal for pushing a baby or child around in when you are living or travelling on a MOUNTAIN. A MOUNTAIN. The clue is in the name.

It is not intended for use in urban areas, yet this damn Reliant Robin of pushchairs is being used by Chavs and the like to transport their little darlings about. 

Why? 

Well, because the users are feckin’ stupid that’s why. 

They can’t get it on to buses properly, yet insist they should be allowed to scuff past every other passenger when they try. They occupy most of the pavement (‘sidewalk’ to you American types reading) forcing pedestrians to walk in the road. 

I can only assume they are becoming popular because they are big enough to hold a crate of White Lightning cider, the staple diet of the women pushing them, adjacent to their overfed chip-fat munching brat. 

Shouldn’t the women pushing them in urban areas be neutered for their madness? Then they would never again have to use such inappropriate buggies and annoy the rest of humanity.