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It’s always been a mystery to me as to why when the prettiness of summer has given way through the shades of autumn to the

The additional information you need: It fell off my ear and into the loo. It would have been ok on my ear, but for the

This is supposedly a REAL neurological test. Even if it isn’t, at least it’s fun. Sit comfortably and calmly, and then answer these three questions

Did the disruption to European airspace caused by theEyjafjallajoekull (how on earth does one actually pronounce that?) volcano spewing out its ashes into the atmosphere

Situation 1: A man threatens a woman with death if she doesn’t lay still whilst he rapes her. He penetrates her, has relatively gentle sex

I’ve mentioned before my obsession with radio. I split music radio into two main components, and when asked to describe it, I have said you

Them: You sound muffled. Me: Muffled? Them: Yeah! Really quiet and like you are talking from behind a blanket. Me: I’m just talking normally as

This lovely place, christopherengland.com or “England’s England” as I call it, serves a purpose for me.  It allows me to provide one ‘thing’ a day

What a completely excellent idea the “Comedy Roasting” series on Channel 4 was.  I suppose it could be seen as a modernising of the awful

We should congratulate the humans that decided to operate a sort of ‘natural selection’ system for the culling of old horses. It’s so much better

(A revisit to an article I penned some long years ago, republished here unaltered. But, hey, is it still relevant today?) Many years ago, before

How can the mainstream media possibly be fair and objective during this Election campaign?  Ok, amongst the national print media there are ‘main’ newspapers that

It wasn’t so long ago that Britain was naturally very conservative, even when it wasn’t Conservative. The old Britain had its glaring faults but the

Hitler: Fools! You can’t stop the rise of the Third Richt even if you arrest us. Arresting Officer: Come along now, sir. Hitler: We will

The Catholic Church specifically, but I assume elements of most Christian religions, has a somewhat unhealthy interest in sex. Their obsessions stop short of the

Recently, I was genuinely privileged to have Radio Caroline’s Peter Moore write a couple of contributions to England’s England.  Ah, now, I’ve deliberately mentioned “Radio

(In her own words) When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take

It is a general rule of societies in the ‘civilised’ world to despise and ostracise paedophiles. We want them castrated, branded, not living among us,

As if with one voice we condemn child abuse.  But, we think of acts of cruelty against children as being the more obvious acts that

Over here in the UK, we allow the criminals to rule. There is plenty of posturing, but actually no deterrent to any violent crime. Murderers

What the fuck is it with McDonald’s? Bleep bleep bleep. All the bleeping time. It’s bad enough that some of their ‘restaurants’ have the ‘tone’

Once upon a time there was a cute little toddler called Jamie.   He was just an anonymous little boy, and would have probably grown

It’s interesting watching the paranoid display their paranoia.  I love their conspiracy theories and listening to them rattling on about how terrible it is that

Questioner: Hi, this global warming thing, could you show me the figures and data and calculations so I can understand it more? Climate Scientist: You

Don’t Americans (well, the Americans from the United States of) just piss you off with their whinging and whining when the cost of petrol goes

‘Grassing’ is good.  No, honest, it’s good to be a ‘grass’.  It’s only those who are doing something wrong that want you to believe that

What’s the best way to inject a theory or a fact or information into the system? Let me expand.  Supposing you want to very swiftly

What secret lurks beneath Liverpool?  What power nestles below?  What has been built there that the normal people are not allowed to see? There is

Words. Everywhere. They are trying to get us. To overwhelm us. To make us never forget them. Are we in danger? Yes we are. See,

Why do things change in such a confusing manner whilst staying the same?  WTF has happened to Lidl?  It’s done a Nestles. Many years ago,

(A guest article penned by Peter Moore) Hi, Chris raised the possibility some time ago when we were talking about the Global Warming con, of

If you glance at this spinning lady you’ll at first see she’s a spinning lady going round and round in a continuous circle. However, by

Moan moan moan. I’ve written before about women and their obsession with the toilet seat being up or down, as if they are the only

Anfield Cemetery has some very old graves and gravestones alongside some from the more recently departed.  The older stones, as one might expect when the

I’d have published this yesterday, but I was off on a private jet for dinner in Paris….bla bla.  Not! Look, I realise that Valentine’s Day

With those who do the long range weather forecasting like the wonderful yet eccentric http://www.weatheraction.com constantly being accurate with their ability to see almost to the

Yesterday it was my, erm, my “19th” birthday.  Well, when I say 19, what I mean is, erm, sort of 19.  Let me explain. In

As the lies of those who want us to believe that we are facing man made climate change continue to unravel and the public slowly

Today I will come out and share that I’m suffering from Steve Conway envy.  Steve is a Dublin based broadcaster, journalist and writer (he has

They tell me odd things are happening. It’s true that birds have been singing all through the night where once they’d sing from dawn. The

Sentencing: I’m so glad to see the public are starting to backlash against the weak and pointless sentences being handed out to those who have

I still don’t ‘get’ this need to believe in a coming END OF THE WORLD! It seems that an END OF THE WORLD features strongly

Dear Ray, Very recently I heard via email from two different people who I’d not seen or spoken to for ages, like serious ages, decades,