Talk the talk to the ignorant populace and they will be so damn loyal despite their ignorance. Works every time. But, how come the Tories
Month: April 2017
Tastes like chicken
So you walk in to an area next to the toilets. A wee would be really really nice. But, this is the scene that greats
The ultimate voters guide
Some people seem confused about who to vote for. So, here I am. Here to help you. You see, you may be under the illusion
His Dingly Dangly
Sometimes you just have to take a second or maybe even third and lingering look, innit.
Beware ginger people
We are having to watch the gingas apparently. Keep ‘em peeled! A shock analysis seems to show that a lot of the ‘white’ converts to
Radio Caroline anorak urinates in public
Disgusting. This photo passed to me shows the state of Radio Caroline anoraks today. How embarrassing for Radio Caroline that one of their fans was
A moment of terror
Imagine if this horrific suggestion came true. It would be the end of the UK. The end of the world. The end of everything.
Cyber Hot Hits from Outer Space
I recently got myself all excited about a new radio station called ‘Cyber Hot Hits’. ‘Cyber Hot Hits’ is broadcasting from a spaceship up in
Theresa May Bank Holiday
Let’s talk electioneering. Let’s talk Bank Holidays. Now, it seems that there is talk of the Labour party leader trying to bribe the electorate with
Think of the bunnies
Every year at Easter it’s always the same for these poor bastards. Nobody seems to care. People just munch away without care or consideration. Murderers.
Haircut 100?
I’m guessing they do this while you wait. Maybe finishing with natural yogurt.
No longer smelly poo!
I just watched this, and the lady has convinced me to get some of this. I often stay over at my boyfriend’s house. And the
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