I gotta grow me one of these for Christmas

Squalene? That explains why sharks are such slippery bastards, a bit like those sword holders. And if they are self-cleaning why do they always smell of rotting kippers?  Surely they should clean away the kipper smell as they self-clean. My self-cleaning oven gets rid of the smells. Us men could stop lying and pretending there’s no smell if they dealt with the rotting kippers thing.

I hope no women read this and get alerted to the truth about the rotting kippers thing we men pretend isn’t there. 😉