Not that I’m a voyeur or anything, but look at those two having car sex…
…You might have to strain to see exactly what they are up to, but I can zoom in…
…Seen them yet?…
…Yep…
…Caught you on the fly?…
Talking of flies, I had a load in my kitchen and set about swatting them.
I swatted 3 males and 2 females
How could I tell them apart?
Easy: 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
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