Car sex

Not that I’m a voyeur or anything, but look at those two having car sex…

…You might have to strain to see exactly what they are up to, but I can zoom in…

…Seen them yet?…

…Yep…

…Caught you on the fly?…

Talking of flies, I had a load in my kitchen and set about swatting them.

I swatted 3 males and 2 females

How could I tell them apart?

Easy: 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.