The dominant warring religion viruses, born of the inbred desert tribes of the Middle East thousands of years ago, are destined to use the humans stupid enough to ‘believe in them’ to never stop fighting.
The religions are an infection passed down by parents into the innocent child. They are not something voluntarily taken up by those who make an informed decision. Religion is forced upon children like salmonella from rotting meat. Despite the child’s protestations that what they are tasting is in some way ‘wrong’ and a poison, the ignorant parent forces the child to consume. Pretty soon the child is too poisoned to know any better. The innocent child is then lost to the religion virus.
Once the religion virus has infected enough of a tribe, that tribe then gets used by the infection to spread itself by force.
Christianity brutalised its way across Europe, and has taken centuries of slow and careful immunisation to repel. The Christianity virus, like measles, very rarely kills us directly these days. Once upon a time measles was a deadly killer. It is now, like Christianity, not much more than an annoying irritation.
We are predominantly immune to Christianity in the UK, although the infection is still out there such that we have to be extremely vigilant. Other countries like the United States of America are still working to free themselves of the Christianity infection, so we are quite advanced here.
However, we must remain on guard, now that one of the Christianity virus’s biggest rivals, the Islamic virus, is growing fast in our country.
The viruses love to use humans to fight for supremacy, so we need to be on alert. It hasn’t quite brutalised its way into poisoning all of us yet, just 100% of the humans from far off lands who are acting as the carriers.
So deadly are the carriers of the Islamic virus forcing their way into our country, we are about to face a disaster.
The Islamic virus, like the Christianity virus before it, will make its host carriers behave like cancer cells, turning on the healthy and clean humans not yet infected, determined to infect or destroy us when they attack. The Islamic virus is so mind bending and so extremely deadly that during infection the human hosts will think nothing of blowing themselves up in order to destroy humans not inflicted. In fact, thinking and rational thought is completely switched off by the Islamic virus in a way the Christianity virus could only dream of.
In many ways history is repeating itself. We were forced to ‘accept’ the poisoning of our minds by the infection of Christianity some centuries ago, or face horrible deaths. Now its rival virus is here and trying to take hold.
Surely the proper way to immunise ourselves is to not allow any carriers of any religion virus into the country in the first place. We keep rabid dogs out of the UK, or screen them to ensure they are not bringing rabies into the country, so why not treat those we suspect of carrying a religion virus in the same way?
Radically we need to keep all the religion viruses out of our country by screening immigrants and regularly testing everybody already living here, and treating those infected. That’s the only way we can ensure the pandemic outbreak doesn’t invade these shores and destroy us all.


Religion is not a “virus”- yes I know the analogy may have become popular after Dawkins and the whole meme concept (it's worth noting that the Jornal of Memetics seems to have closed down for several years now) but it's very controversial. Also, many people have come to faith after a lot of thought and consideration, many more claiming experiences which can't simply be explained away by mere psychology. Also, science has demonstrated the capacity for some sort of belief is innate, not the capacity for unbelief.
It is also true that a great many of the evils attributed to religion would never have happened if their teachings are followed properly.
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