Shave me eyebrows?

So what’s all this shaving tiny bits out of your eyebrows business, eh?

As you know, I am a completely hip and trendy geezer. 

I take great pride in my appearance. My green Mohawk hair is always gelled to ensure it sticks up a complete and proper 90 degrees to my scalp. 

The tattoos of EastEnder’s Dot Cotton (why oh why did she get married and spoil my tattoo??), to whom my life is dedicated, that display around my neck I always ensure are not obscured by my large dicky bow tie.

I care about how I look. 

But, there’s no way I’m going to cut two tiny sections out of my eyebrow for anybody. 

I’m very sorry, call me old fashioned, but no thanks!