So what’s all this shaving tiny bits out of your eyebrows business, eh?
As you know, I am a completely hip and trendy geezer. I take great pride in my appearance.
My green Mohawk hair is always gelled to ensure it sticks up a complete and proper 90 degrees to my scalp. The tattoos of EastEnder’s Dot Cotton, to whom my life is dedicated, that display around my neck I always ensure are not obscured by my large dicky bow tie.
I care about how I look. But, there’s no way I’m going to cut two tiny sections out of my eyebrow for anybody. I’m very sorry, call me old fashioned, but no thanks!
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