This really looks good in real life too, honest. It’s just the rest of Liverpool that’s a bit crap!
April 1st is traditionally April Fool’s Day. A day when we trick our fellow humans with hilarious pranks and jolly japes. These day, of
I saw this, and so I stole, erm, I mean, I copied it. Should I also take credit for it? And, hey, please feel free to
The Catholic obsession with sex
The Catholic Church specifically, but I assume elements of most Christian religions, has a somewhat unhealthy interest in sex. Their obsessions stop short of the
A reactive spider
Wow, this is cool. Send the link to people you know who hate spiders!http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/ A reactive spider
Ok, so Earth Hour is this tedious event when for no realistic reason people switch off lights for an hour. They do this because they
Bubbles! Can you resist them?
First it was popping virtual bubble wrap. Now it’s gotten worse. Can you resist the power and hold over you that these German bubbles have?Go
We need more from Moore
Recently, I was genuinely privileged to have Radio Caroline’s Peter Moore write a couple of contributions to England’s England. Ah, now, I’ve deliberately mentioned “Radio
I saw this somewhere on a god-bothering site. It made me laugh. Surely their god is supposed to be all-knowing, yet if this statement is
How a lady uses a public loo
(In her own words) When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take
Aha. Now we get a visual on a typical target user of the iPhone or other Apple products. It’s an iSheep. Yay!
Thank god I’m an atheist!
There can be absolutely no doubt that Israel has created an inhuman, illegal and utterly disgraceful Apartheid state, and the international community will never be
Why treat other criminals differently to kiddie fiddlers?
It is a general rule of societies in the ‘civilised’ world to despise and ostracise paedophiles. We want them castrated, branded, not living among us,
Aha. Contents: 1 X deceased iSheep. I guess there’ll be a big demand for these. Will they also be overpriced and not offer the essential
Your child abuse must stop!
As if with one voice we condemn child abuse. But, we think of acts of cruelty against children as being the more obvious acts that
So, how long after a woman has started dating should she feel able to fart in front of her partner? Christopher England just wondered that!
Sigh. Oh for prisons like this over here.
Over here in the UK, we allow the criminals to rule. There is plenty of posturing, but actually no deterrent to any violent crime. Murderers
The Advertising Standards Authority quite correctly banned the Government’s scare-ads in the UK promoting fear of the imaginary ‘Climate Change’ (the re-badged “Global Warming” belief).
Bleeping Mc-bleeping-Donald’s
What the fuck is it with McDonald’s? Bleep bleep bleep. All the bleeping time. It’s bad enough that some of their ‘restaurants’ have the ‘tone’
Why should “Life mean life”? Because it does for the victims. Christopher England just said that sentence!
Jamie could have been ordinary and anonymous
Once upon a time there was a cute little toddler called Jamie. He was just an anonymous little boy, and would have probably grown
Or maybe he’s on his throne trying to pass a ‘rock’? (See? I could have opted for some anti-Catholic rant about young boys but I
Smokers. I don’t object to them smoking or killing themselves by so doing, as long as they a) don’t cost me anything to supplement their
Facebook is the real big brother
It’s interesting watching the paranoid display their paranoia. I love their conspiracy theories and listening to them rattling on about how terrible it is that
The climate change ‘debate’…
Questioner: Hi, this global warming thing, could you show me the figures and data and calculations so I can understand it more? Climate Scientist: You
The price of ‘Gas’ (Petrol)
Don’t Americans (well, the Americans from the United States of) just piss you off with their whinging and whining when the cost of petrol goes
Let’s make ‘grassing’ cool!
‘Grassing’ is good. No, honest, it’s good to be a ‘grass’. It’s only those who are doing something wrong that want you to believe that
The truth can’t compete with old books
What’s the best way to inject a theory or a fact or information into the system? Let me expand. Supposing you want to very swiftly
What is the secret beneath Liverpool?
What secret lurks beneath Liverpool? What power nestles below? What has been built there that the normal people are not allowed to see? There is
Words are taking control
Words. Everywhere. They are trying to get us. To overwhelm us. To make us never forget them. Are we in danger? Yes we are. See,
Westminster Bridge is the bridge that allows a road the runs adjacent to the Houses of Parliament in London to cross the Thames. On a
Oh my god, they’ve killed Lidl!
Why do things change in such a confusing manner whilst staying the same? WTF has happened to Lidl? It’s done a Nestles. Many years ago,
A Free Radio Voice ? The Dream And The Reality
(A guest article penned by Peter Moore) Hi, Chris raised the possibility some time ago when we were talking about the Global Warming con, of
How can you tell if your radio station is doomed to failure? If radio enthusiasts (anoraks) like it, or if you use a derivative of
No. No. No! No, this has just got to be very very wrong on so many levels. Ok, I know it’s fake and everything, but
Tomorrow, if I’m walking on my own down a path and three people are walking side by side coming towards me and they refuse to
Round and Round … but which way?
If you glance at this spinning lady you’ll at first see she’s a spinning lady going round and round in a continuous circle. However, by
So the PRS (Performing Rights Society) are forcing businesses during the misery of the credit crunch to pay to have radios on at work despite
Sprinkle when you tinkle
Moan moan moan. I’ve written before about women and their obsession with the toilet seat being up or down, as if they are the only
Is it me or is UK media obsessed with American politics? It’s a subject that has nothing to do with the UK and so should
The evil desecration of graves in Anfield Cemetery
Anfield Cemetery has some very old graves and gravestones alongside some from the more recently departed. The older stones, as one might expect when the
PENIS ABUSE! Surely it’s about time we prosecuted those people – typically following Middle Eastern based religions – who abuse their children. Hacking away at
Cake Farts
O-k-a-y. Erm, why oh why would you do this? Click to watch: Cakefarts Cake Farts
Valentine’s Day Hype
I’d have published this yesterday, but I was off on a private jet for dinner in Paris….bla bla. Not! Look, I realise that Valentine’s Day
If nature hadn’t intended us to eat animals then they wouldn’t be made of yummy delicious tasting meat. Christopher England just slobbered over that!
Oh, so now it seems that items we leave in our homes have less re-sale value than the items we carry with us (iPods/phones/jewellery/money/bank cards)
Why the Met Office “forecasts” are pointless
With those who do the long range weather forecasting like the wonderful yet eccentric http://www.weatheraction.com constantly being accurate with their ability to see almost to the
Why is it a fact that the overwhelmingly vast majority of youth involved in knife or gun crime in the UK have parents that are
Yes, this starts off as an old looking building. And it looks like somebody drew some weird circle on the photo, but what started out as
This ark story from the Torah and the Bible, right, where did all the water go? Or indeed, come from? Does god store it in
Being 19 … again.
Yesterday it was my, erm, my “19th” birthday. Well, when I say 19, what I mean is, erm, sort of 19. Let me explain. In
Yikes! Today is my birthday. Happy Birthday to me! Don’t like birthdays. Most of my life is already over. I can’t remember what happened before
This is a cat called Gloria. She only has one eye. Not sure who she normally lives with but whenever we pass the one particular
So if I watch the series of old called ‘Liverpool One’ that stars that ‘Roxy’ bird from EastEnders will I get a true insight into
Climate change is really about population control
As the lies of those who want us to believe that we are facing man made climate change continue to unravel and the public slowly
Now come on. This really is getting out of hand, right? Now that there are so many competing and very similar social media sites that
My Steve Conway envy
Today I will come out and share that I’m suffering from Steve Conway envy. Steve is a Dublin based broadcaster, journalist and writer (he has
A white teenager gets executed by 4 black teenagers in London’s King’s Cross because he dared look at a black girl in a club: racist
Did this ever really happen?
The ‘semi-colon’ { ; } – is it pointless? Does it hark back to a dark age? Is it relevant in a modern world? Should we
The Flies! The Flies!
They tell me odd things are happening. It’s true that birds have been singing all through the night where once they’d sing from dawn. The
Hmmmm. Nice to see on More 4 News that my ol’ stomping ground is still a hotbed of radical British-hating (mainly) Pakistani originating Muslims. It
Sentencing: I’m so glad to see the public are starting to backlash against the weak and pointless sentences being handed out to those who have
When teams of bullies surround a man going to work and scream “scab” at him, he can take solace in the knowledge that a scab
The END OF THE WORLD is coming. Not.
I still don’t ‘get’ this need to believe in a coming END OF THE WORLD! It seems that an END OF THE WORLD features strongly
Ha! Everybody that I know or know of that used to have a brain has been sucked in to Facebook to be lost forever. Even
A note to “Uncle Ray”, R.I.P
Dear Ray, Very recently I heard via email from two different people who I’d not seen or spoken to for ages, like serious ages, decades,
Gross. But strangely interesting.
It’s dawned on me that ‘social networking’ or (more properly) ‘social media’, especially Facebook, is less about generating actual content than it is about tagging
Let me remember. Oh yes, it’s see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, but what’s the fourth one, and why would it be
If you imagine you are a microbe living on a chicken, and that chicken is on a rotisserie in front of a huge massive wall
More sad Radio Caroline legacy
I write about all manner of subjects ranging from how evil the state of Israel is to be slowly killing the Palestinians in Gazza, through
You decide. Strutting his funky stuff to let his manhood swing in the air, or desperately trying to shake off a cling-on before resorting to
Shut the fuck up in cinemas
How are we going to get people to shut the fuck up in cinemas? I’m not being old here, ok? I go to a cinema,
Forget about the body scanners! I quite like the idea of having to change into special clothes provided by the airline, a bit like when
In the bath with BBC Radio Merseyside
I may have mentioned this in public before, but if not here goes. In order to listen to random radio stations and get a gist
OMG, they killed CityTalk!
Bloody hell. Daytime CityTalk here in Liverpool is now a complete joke. They’ve sacked all the talking presenters and a typical daytime now looks like
I’m confused. Barak Obama, the President of the United States of America, is half white and half black. Some might call this ‘half-caste’, or more
Customer: A bag of chips please. Server: Do you want salt and vinegar with that? Customer: Yes please. Server: There you are sir, £51 please.
Equality or not?
So… a lot of the job application forms, mainly those put out by the politically correct luvvies that run the public sector, suggest that applicants
The Hacker’s Diet
Have you noticed that Weightwatchers and the like are mainly male-free? So what is a man to do if he’s a big fat bastard and
Nimble or what? I wonder if she lap dances. Hubba hubba. (Source: http://embed.break.com/)
So, the lovely British Gas make obscene amounts of profit, forcing my bill up month after month, and then condescendingly send me some ‘free’ energy
Who is Christopher England?
As you will see from the archive I produce a blog a day on random things that interest me. Some of it is childish and trivial,
Always made me laugh, this one. I’ve got it on me wall in my home office. And it’s true.
Welcome to the ‘tens’
Here we are in the ‘tens’ then. The ‘noughties’ felt a bit odd to say. Even ‘tens’ doesn’t feel as warm and fluffy as anything
Happy New Year. Yes, tacky picture, I agree. But let’s start the ‘tens’ as we mean to carry on, eh?
Drink?
Yesch pleez misswaitresess, could I hava bottle of Dom Perigerr, Dom Pingeron, Dom Perryyon pleez for me anma friendsch pleez. Weera havin a great time
The Sadder Radio Caroline Legacy
One of the saddest legacies of the offshore pop pirates of 50 years ago is the enthusiast known as an ‘anorak’. Whilst the modern world
Honest Sex
I’ve long been sympathetic to people who are into strange and unusual sexual practices like swinging. I’m not a swinger, honest. That’s mainly because I’m
Erm…I hope everybody enjoyed whatever they got for Christmas…
Can we ‘deprogram’ suicide bombers?
On Christmas Day yet another poor soul carried out his programming to blow himself up on an airliner and kill all its occupants in the
J2O. Not just any J2O. J2O’s ‘Winter Berry’ flavour. Oh my goodness. I can’t stop drinking it. It’s a brilliant fusion of cherry and grape.
Merry Christmas everybody! 🙂
Didn’t they used to punish women quite harshly for adultery back in those days? How come Mary was spared?