For whatever reason it might be, there are two road tunnels under the River Mersey. They connect the centre of Liverpool with the foreign land that sits opposite.
Whilst Liverpool is rough, ready and real, the land opposite has nothing to do with Liverpool. It is administered by different people and organisations, has differently coloured bins, and a different accent. The natives of this foreign land look different to us pure bred Liverpudlians.
To be fair, a very large majority of them are very very rich. Not so much the ones that face Liverpool who are a bit inbred and simple. Scouse for being a bit ‘simple in the head’, is ‘Birkenheader‘. It’s a cruel thing to call a human being, but that’s the regional custom.
One of the Liverpool tunnels that crosses under the Mersey ends up where ‘Birkenheaders‘ live.
In order to keep them out of Liverpool, the tunnel has a toll on it. They have to pay £1.60 to get through. This keeps a fair number at bay. Instead of coming into Liverpool, one assumes to rob and abuse us, they can’t afford the toll. Not to mention they have to steal a car in the first place.
However, we do have a problem because of the tunnels. The filthy rich that live a little further south than the ‘Birkenheaders‘ use the tunnels to come to Liverpool in order to take our jobs. Scouse people describe this invasion with the verb ‘Wirral‘. These filthy rich people are ‘Wirraling‘ their way into Liverpool in order to work in the jobs that we should all have. They run companies and take executive and management positions forcing us true Liverpudlians to have to live on the dole and to grow and sell drugs instead. How dare these immigrants come here, and then send all the money they are making back to their wives and families waiting where they came from. Why don’t they go back to their own county?
Anyway there has been talk of having to raise the toll to £1.70. Man, this is not enough. The toll needs to be about £50. If these foreigners are going to ‘Wirral‘ their way into Liverpool in order to take our jobs and steal our women, which they probably do as well, then we want to make sure they pay. With a bit of luck we can put the cash towards our bedroom tax which it is just not fair that we have to pay.
If we have to have those damn tunnels, rather than just leaving those on the other side of the Mersey just watching and wishing they could be like us, let’s make ’em pay. It’s only fair, knowwadImeaanlaa?
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