My life is sorted.
Thanks to some kind people who I didn’t know before going through a folder in my email system called ‘Spam’, my life is sorted.
I can’t think why I’ve never seen this folder before. I can only assume that ‘Spam’ stands for ‘special personal attention mail’, and the system sorts all the good stuff into it. I can’t believe I’ve missed all the opportunities before today.
Anyway, I’ve replied to the Russian lady who likes to share pictures of her ‘playing’ with her girlfriend, saying yes I would be very happy to spend some time getting to know her. I did express surprise that she somehow knew I was looking for a nymphomaniac, but am happy to send her the money she needs in order to escape the cruel people who are keeping her in Russia. With my thousand Pounds she’ll be able to buy those fake passports and documents and head this way.
I know it might seem a bit silly spending a thousand Pounds on this poor 18 year old girl, but I’m exceedingly rich!
I am in the middle of helping a Nigerian chap get several Million Dollars out of his country, and in exchange for my help I get to keep half. I thought that was exceedingly kind of him. I mean, I didn’t have to do much, just give him my bank account details and some working capital in order for him to bribe some people in order to extract the huge sum of cash that’s stuck inside a bank account over there. Any day now it’ll appear in my own account.
So, like I said, my life is now sorted. Yes, I did have a bit of a scare with my bank, but I answered the email asking to confirm my password, and I’m guessing all is now ok.
Damn. Forgot the Viagra. Well, hey, I don’t want to let down my new Russian girlfriend, do I? Luckily there’s quite a few places offering very cheap deals, so I’m going to send my money off today.
Isn’t like wonderful.
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