It’s not just me is it?
Gravity changes, doesn’t it?
And it does it when the weather changes, right?
It’s been seasonably hot, right?
And when you do anything like walking upstairs, it’s a much greater effort you need, isn’t it?
This can only be because Mother Nature switches Gravity into a higher setting. Which is not a kind thing for the biatch to do. Why does she do that when it’s hot? She doesn’t do it when it’s cold. When it’s warm or cold, Gravity returns to the normal setting.
I mean, I have to walk up a load of stairs because the lift is out of order again. I could walk up them with no problem were it 18 degrees or lower, but since this building has been experiencing internal temperatures of about 35 degrees, walking up the stairs is so difficult. Gravity is on its heaviest setting evah.
I have to get up to the fourth floor. The higher up I go, the heavier the pull from Gravity becomes, forcing me to sweat like a hot water geyser.
But, like I say, were it not 35 degrees, Gravity wouldn’t be so heavy, and I would be hardly raising my pulse as I ascend.
Lot’s of people are suffering from heavy Gravity. Bosses should send us all home. I’m right aren’t I?
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