You know those annoying jpgs that people insist in putting up on their ‘statuses’ on social meeja? The ones favoured by stupid teenage girls? The ones like this…
Well, reading through all the selfish demands on this typical list, I have to ask what kind of a mug would want a ‘girlfriend’ this demanding, eh?
High maintenance tearful girlfriends are a nightmare, why would any real man want such a thing?
Jeez, if he forgets to text her first and last thing at night she’ll throw a moody. Maybe he didn’t get to text her because he fell asleep following all the hours and hours of unnecessary attention he’s had to give her as well as deal with his own life with it’s trials and tribulations, and no girlfriend to help comfort or confide in, or offer any form of support because she’s too damn busy being demanding and self-centred. And, hey, the next day, going by her demands listed above, the poor tired confused fellow has to apologise to her because she throws a moody.
A girlfriend that only demands kisses (alongside all the forced hugging and cuddling) but won’t commit to a full and proper relationship that normal people have, has serious issues, right?
Guys, if you see this type of jpg arrive on a potential girlfriend’s timeline, AVOID HER. She will give you weeks of heartache and grief and the relationship will definitely come to an end leaving you dazed, confused, and extremely used and abused.
Really nice girls won’t propagate this kind of selfish stuff, and will care about you as much as you care about them rather than publish a list of pre-conditions!
Look for a real girl instead of this selfish biatch.

