Yikes! Today is my birthday. Happy Birthday to me!

Don’t like birthdays. Most of my life is already over. I can’t remember what happened before I was born. I don’t fancy that oblivion of not being any more, yet it approaches like a speeding train. Sigh.

Bollocks to that! I think I need to go out in style. So, let’s just think about this for a little while…!

Christopher England just said that!