So, the lovely British Gas make obscene amounts of profit, forcing my bill up month after month, and then condescendingly send me some ‘free’ energy saving lightbulbs as part of a drive to tell me that I really should be trying to save energy, cut my bills, and economise. Surely if the shits had ploughed some of their massive profits back into offsetting my bill in the first place I wouldn’t be sitting in the freezing cold unable to afford to run heating and pissed off about their damn cheek. Like it’s my fault my bill is so unaffordably high!

Christopher England just let off gas about that!