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Month: December 2009
The Sadder Radio Caroline Legacy
One of the saddest legacies of the offshore pop pirates of 50 years ago is the enthusiast known as an ‘anorak’. Whilst the modern world
Honest Sex
I’ve long been sympathetic to people who are into strange and unusual sexual practices like swinging. I’m not a swinger, honest. That’s mainly because I’m
Erm…I hope everybody enjoyed whatever they got for Christmas…
Can we ‘deprogram’ suicide bombers?
On Christmas Day yet another poor soul carried out his programming to blow himself up on an airliner and kill all its occupants in the
J2O. Not just any J2O. J2O’s ‘Winter Berry’ flavour. Oh my goodness. I can’t stop drinking it. It’s a brilliant fusion of cherry and grape.
Merry Christmas everybody! 🙂
Didn’t they used to punish women quite harshly for adultery back in those days? How come Mary was spared?
CityTalk to lose its Magic?
Interesting and somewhat sad to hear that all the presenters on Liverpool’s CityTalk have been sacked. Well, not sacked, but are not having their contracts
That video (2 girls, 1 cup)
There’s a trend at the moment. It’s the filling of Youtube with videos of people’s reactions as they watch “2Girls 1Cup”, but have you actually
Anybody considered that this Global Recession is really just a way of slowing the markets down enough to give the poor a chance to buy
Google Wave? What’s it for?
I love Google. Fact. Whatever mind-bending drug they transmit that makes them and their products addictive, then, yep, I’m hooked. I use Google Apps for
Now that the ‘Earth Liberation Front’ or whatever their name of the day is have seriously concluded that they need to wipe a quarter of
Scepticism is good
Quite a few decades ago when the thought-gods of environment were telling their drones what to believe about the evils of nuclear power back in
Hey, wouldn’t it be brilliant if to get from dry and normal to this level of beyond freezing took only 5 seconds. Scary or what?
If you’re worried about your carbon footprint, just go kill yourself – that’ll get rid of it permanently! Christopher England just said that!
Quite a few decades ago the panic was that we were ALL GOING TO DIE from a global nuclear catastrophe. Then we were ALL GOING
What a brilliant conversation. Are all of the Greenpeace drones like this poor girl? How come people really come out and attend rallies without knowing
Is the sun about to go out? PANIC! PANIC!
What a lovely picture of our Sun in happier times when it used to look after us with the odd flare or two. Sigh. Those
Bangladesh is drowning
As you know, the whole man made global warming bandwagon thing is made up. More and more are waking up to the fact that human
Let’s hope this campaign helps irradiate the child abuse that religious parents are so happy to commit on their babies and children.
What a beautiful picture of a spectacular ‘show’ witnessed by hundreds of Norwegians early yesterday morning. It looks like it’s ‘photoshopped’, but it’s a genuine
Will we ever stop the X Factor killing music?
For 3 solid months up to and including every bloody Christmas the charts are taken over and controlled by the X Factor and Simon Cowell.
Google Chrome
After years of flip-flopping between Internet Explorer and Firefox, I have now settled on the vastly superior Google Chrome. Internet Explorer always seems slow and
As you know, next week we are ALL GOING TO DIE from a meteorite hitting Earth! Ok, maybe not, it’s just a spectacular meteor shower,
Javier Cuadros on Climategate
I wrote angrily about the whole ‘Climategate’ scam some days ago (Do a search on christopherengland.com for ‘climate’). Since then it has been one of
The human prime directive you ask? Well, humans are here with one single purpose – to catalogue everything. Humans are this solar system’s librarians. All
The incompatibility of the Pope and his drones
This Pope fellow. He went to Australia a few years ago (where they are years ahead of the UK – they cancelled Big Brother way
Charge the dog owners with murder!
So yet another child is mauled to death by a carefully bred and deliberately kept illegal attack dog. What is the obsession that northerners have
Brilliant I tell ya, brilliant. Just wait ‘till their balls drop. (No, I’m not a Catholic Priest!)
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