I love Boris.  I’ve always loved him.  But why has he gotten so boring lately?  It’s like he’s turned into a real politician.  That’s so sad.  I was hopeful for many fun years with him as London’s Mayor.

Now then, what’s the meaning of the word ‘gay’ he’s pictured with?  It’s not the old-fashioned meaning ‘homosexual’ is it?  That’s just so last century, man.