Christopher: Is it me, or is the world raving mad?
The World: Whoa? Hang on a minute!
Christopher: I mean, right, all those years of people being told taking vitamin supplements was good for you.
The World: What’s this got to do with you accusing me of being mad?
Christopher: Then it turns out that not only are vitamin supplements not good for you, but they actually shorten your life.
The World: Look, I’m the World, I never said anything about bloody vitamins. I’m just the World.
Christopher: And all this climate change rubbish and recycling crap and global warming we are being forced to believe now.
The World: “Global”, as in me, the World?
Christopher: No doubt in 50 years time they’ll finally admit that human intervention neither contributed to nor stopped global warming.
The World: Ah, now if they’d have bothered asking me, I could have put them right about what’s really going on.
Christopher: It’s all so confusing.
The World: But nobody listens to me.
Christopher: I wonder what the World would have to say about all this.
The World: It’s like they can’t hear me.
Christopher: It’s a shame the World can’t speak.
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