Every year without knowing you unceremoniously pass through the exact date, month and time that you will die. Christopher England just thought that.
Month: July 2009
Outrageous T-shirt of lies!
The internet and Sky satellite radio station called “Radio Caroline” has just released a very expensive T-shirt which states the following on its front: “Declared
I am probably putting myself in extreme danger by writing this entry about the terrorists that live in the urban regeneration area of Breckfield in
I’ve just had this room built, installed and finally sorted out, ok? It took ages, man, ages. And I had to wait for the right
I’m a very old and fat balding version of somebody who was once really really cool. I did lots of stuff, but now I’m vegetating
The Number 27! It was a dark and slightly dismal evening when I needed to travel to somewhere in Toxteth. The wonderful http://www.transportdirect.info told me
I can’t understand a bloody word they’re saying. I can’t lie: communicating with my new neighbours is problematic. I don’t mean the little old lady
Why London is great, but Liverpool is shut.
If you come from London and arrive in Liverpool suburbs after dark, it will become apparent that Liverpool is shut. Tight. In lock-down mode like
At long last! It’s been left to a national treasure to lead and guide us on this Swine Flu crisis. (Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
Why isn’t Tony Blackburn Sir Tony Blackburn? Well, today is our Tone’s anniversary of it being 45 years since his voice first ever hit the
What’s going on? It’s like driving over bomb debris out there. Why has the amount of road-kill suddenly massively increased over the last couple of
Coming into Liverpool by night…!
As you head on into Liverpool via the M62, a sign says ‘Welcome to Liverpool’. That’s your first indicator that you are in, er, Liverpool.
Barebones TV – real Scouse people live 24/7!
Ever wondered what a typical Scouse family are like? Unlike Big Brother it’s actually real. Brilliant. This is what we want! I want their autographs.
Scary. The ghost of Michael Jackson appearing in the background as this young lad sings. Does it make you believe in life after death? (Source:
Liverpool, an Introduction
If you are thinking of moving to Liverpool, it may help to learn Scouse etiquette to avoid having a clip from an AK47 emptied into
Bloody hell! I bet all Fearne Cotton did was say something slightly negative about internet radio station “Radio Caroline” http://bit.ly/1mHOw Christopher England just said that.
Why on these adverts for beds on telly do they just have people on naked mattresses without sheets or duvets? Don’t they use covers? Christopher
Pop, pop, pop, pop, quiz
Ok, here’s a quiz for you. Here’s two sweeps of the songs played around morningish time on two different days on two different radio stations.
Whatever happened to mudflaps on the back of cars? Didn’t they used to be there to stop mud and spray when it rained? Christopher England
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