Things are looking up for the new capital of culture. Just seen two fake tan wearers that weren’t in the middle of a drunken biaytch fest fight with each other.
But, what is it with these Liverpool women anyway? Don’t they know that no human is ever naturally fluorescent orange? No real tan ever looks like that; maybe a skin disease or liver problem, but why would anybody want to look like they are terminally ill?
It’s even been so cold in Liverpool that the false tans on local girls have been dropping off and smashing like china on the pavement and getting stuck to the massive collection of dog pooh stored under foot.
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