It seems that women are not allowed to be Bishops.
This is within one of the versions of Christianity named after me, the Church of England.
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| (A lady bishop, by the way) |
Actually, it’s quite disappointing that it’s still going, even though it is slowly and measurably dying. Not because I particularly want to see organised religions come to an end and for humanity to move to the next level of mental maturity that thinks for itself rather than allows brains to be beaten into believing mumbo jumbo from birth, but because I think there should be a religion based on me.
The Church of (Christopher) England should be a method of extracting money from the stupid and syphoning it to me rather than syphoning it to a load of men wearing dresses and walking around with big sticks. Well, maybe one day, eh?
Now then, I was intending to talk about women and how they are not allowed to hold positions of higher office within the god-bothering industry.
See, I don’t fully understand how the church is allowed to get away with this sexism and discrimination against women. Heck, if I decided that no women were to be allowed to progress into managerial posts within my company, they’d have me held upside-down by a tribunal and I would be shaken constantly until my wallet was completely empty.
So, if I, quite rightly I might add, am not allowed to be sexist, why is the church?
Isn’t the church supposed to be there to give moral guidance? Well, that’s what they insist they are there for, and they happily beat us extremely violently if we disagree, so how come it’s organisations like my private company that are actually giving god-botherers lesson in how to treat people?
These women that are stupid enough to be involved in a church in the first place and are trying to go up the management chain within the Church of England surely have a case they can take to an industrial tribunal.
The Church of England certainly aren’t short of money and can easily afford to pay compensation, so sue the frocks off the sexist bastards, I say!
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