Aren’t instruction leaflets wonderful? Especially if they are written in English by people who don’t use English as their native tongue.
An Android tablet (can’t seem to see what the ‘brand’ might actually be) that was purchased very very cheaply (£50ish), and is, surprisingly, absolutely brilliant, came with the following instruction leaflet:
The tiny writing, genuinely, without any exaggerating, says:
Thanks:
Dear User
Thank you for purchasing our product.
These operational guidelines for the user, to ensure you a quick and convenient to use, read the instructions carefully before use.
Note:
This product is a high precision electronic products, do not disassemble.
Avoid strong beat, the collision of the product.
Avoid using this product the following conditions: high and low temperature, moisture, dust, magnetic fields strong and long-term exposure to sunlight.
Please use a wet cotton cloth wrung gently wipe the product shell, do not use other chemical cleaning solution. This product should not be dripping or splashing water, so should not be placed near the product category, such as glass filled with a liquid items.
Too long use the headphone volume is too large may cause permanent hearing damage.
Do not cross the road, driving motor vehicle or bicycle use headphones to avoid traffic accidents.
For those because the product is damaged, repair or or other causes of memory loss wipe coating, the Company assumes no responsibility, please follow the user manual for standard operation and timely backups.
And finally, please remember:
Pictures for reference only, product appearance, functionality please prevail in kind, the product rules and design are subject to change without prior notice.
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