We’re all doomed!
The super-moon is coming!
When you see the moon today you won’t realise it but it will be 14% bigger than if you were seeing it at another time. That’s because it’s coming towards our planet.
Is it on a collision course? We’ll have to see, of course.
Sadly, we live in more enlightened times, but had this happened centuries ago, we’d be sacrificing our first born and all the female virgins we could get our hands on (What’s sacrificing virgins all about anyway? Cutting your nose off to spite your face?). We’d be accusing anybody we were suspicious of (men with beards, radio anoraks, paedophiles) of triggering this event, and anything that happened on earth would instantly be blamed on the moon, triggered by those designated as evil.
So, it does seem that we miss out on all the real fun associated with what’s currently happening with the moon, compared to the fun they had back in the day.
All is not lost. I guess there will still be a few religions around the world that will try to blame the moon for something – anything – and the prophets of doom will be giving grave warnings about the end of the world as we know it.
Hey, and if nothing happens, it’ll be because of the power of prayer, right?
Yep, you guessed it.
Now then, those few eco-loonies left who pedal the eco-bicycle religion of ‘Global Warming’ and ‘Climate Change’ are already on the doom and gloom case. Apparently the moon will drown all those who live on islands that lay low at just above sea level. Somehow, this will happen because of the massive swirling tides that will be generated by the moon will engulf the islands and remove them from the map.
And, most importantly, it’ll all be our fault. Mankind will be to blame. They will link in this disaster with human activity like the burning of fossil fuels, and they will bleat this long and loud to the world.
In reality of course, nothing will happen. The sea levels won’t rise, the little islands won’t die, and we won’t be to blame. But you can’t get a huge financial grant for predicting nothing, can you?
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