Sexist jokes and the sack

Mr England and his big cock

Mindful of how easy it is to be sacked for being sexist these days, I went up to this attractive woman at work the other day and said to her, “Hey want to hear a joke about my cock? Actually, don’t worry, it’s far too long.”

To be fair, she quickly replied, “Want to hear a joke about my front lady-bit? Actually, don’t worry, you’ll never get it.”

See?

Perfect harmony in the work place.

PS. What’s the procedure with getting dole money?