- Me: Hi. I’ve a few things I’m after. Firstly, I’d like to buy a watch
- Shop assistant: Analogue?
- Me: No, just a watch. I’d also like a goldfish
- Shop assistant: Do you want an aquarium?
- Me: To be honest, I don’t care what star sign it is. Also can somebody sell me a kettle?
- Shop assistant: Kenwood.
- Me: Ok, I’ll wait for him to serve me then.
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