April 1st is traditionally April Fool’s Day. A day when we trick our fellow humans with hilarious pranks and jolly japes. These day, of
Month: March 2010
I saw this, and so I stole, erm, I mean, I copied it. Should I also take credit for it? And, hey, please feel free to
The Catholic obsession with sex
The Catholic Church specifically, but I assume elements of most Christian religions, has a somewhat unhealthy interest in sex. Their obsessions stop short of the
A reactive spider
Wow, this is cool. Send the link to people you know who hate spiders!http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/ A reactive spider
Ok, so Earth Hour is this tedious event when for no realistic reason people switch off lights for an hour. They do this because they
Bubbles! Can you resist them?
First it was popping virtual bubble wrap. Now it’s gotten worse. Can you resist the power and hold over you that these German bubbles have?Go
We need more from Moore
Recently, I was genuinely privileged to have Radio Caroline’s Peter Moore write a couple of contributions to England’s England. Ah, now, I’ve deliberately mentioned “Radio
I saw this somewhere on a god-bothering site. It made me laugh. Surely their god is supposed to be all-knowing, yet if this statement is
How a lady uses a public loo
(In her own words) When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take
Aha. Now we get a visual on a typical target user of the iPhone or other Apple products. It’s an iSheep. Yay!
Thank god I’m an atheist!
There can be absolutely no doubt that Israel has created an inhuman, illegal and utterly disgraceful Apartheid state, and the international community will never be
Why treat other criminals differently to kiddie fiddlers?
It is a general rule of societies in the ‘civilised’ world to despise and ostracise paedophiles. We want them castrated, branded, not living among us,
Aha. Contents: 1 X deceased iSheep. I guess there’ll be a big demand for these. Will they also be overpriced and not offer the essential
Your child abuse must stop!
As if with one voice we condemn child abuse. But, we think of acts of cruelty against children as being the more obvious acts that
So, how long after a woman has started dating should she feel able to fart in front of her partner? Christopher England just wondered that!
Sigh. Oh for prisons like this over here.
Over here in the UK, we allow the criminals to rule. There is plenty of posturing, but actually no deterrent to any violent crime. Murderers
The Advertising Standards Authority quite correctly banned the Government’s scare-ads in the UK promoting fear of the imaginary ‘Climate Change’ (the re-badged “Global Warming” belief).
Bleeping Mc-bleeping-Donald’s
What the fuck is it with McDonald’s? Bleep bleep bleep. All the bleeping time. It’s bad enough that some of their ‘restaurants’ have the ‘tone’
Why should “Life mean life”? Because it does for the victims. Christopher England just said that sentence!
Jamie could have been ordinary and anonymous
Once upon a time there was a cute little toddler called Jamie. He was just an anonymous little boy, and would have probably grown
Or maybe he’s on his throne trying to pass a ‘rock’? (See? I could have opted for some anti-Catholic rant about young boys but I
Smokers. I don’t object to them smoking or killing themselves by so doing, as long as they a) don’t cost me anything to supplement their
Facebook is the real big brother
It’s interesting watching the paranoid display their paranoia. I love their conspiracy theories and listening to them rattling on about how terrible it is that
The climate change ‘debate’…
Questioner: Hi, this global warming thing, could you show me the figures and data and calculations so I can understand it more? Climate Scientist: You
The price of ‘Gas’ (Petrol)
Don’t Americans (well, the Americans from the United States of) just piss you off with their whinging and whining when the cost of petrol goes
Let’s make ‘grassing’ cool!
‘Grassing’ is good. No, honest, it’s good to be a ‘grass’. It’s only those who are doing something wrong that want you to believe that
The truth can’t compete with old books
What’s the best way to inject a theory or a fact or information into the system? Let me expand. Supposing you want to very swiftly
What is the secret beneath Liverpool?
What secret lurks beneath Liverpool? What power nestles below? What has been built there that the normal people are not allowed to see? There is
Words are taking control
Words. Everywhere. They are trying to get us. To overwhelm us. To make us never forget them. Are we in danger? Yes we are. See,
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