Did this ever really happen?
Month: January 2010
The ‘semi-colon’ { ; } – is it pointless? Does it hark back to a dark age? Is it relevant in a modern world? Should we
The Flies! The Flies!
They tell me odd things are happening. It’s true that birds have been singing all through the night where once they’d sing from dawn. The
Hmmmm. Nice to see on More 4 News that my ol’ stomping ground is still a hotbed of radical British-hating (mainly) Pakistani originating Muslims. It
Sentencing: I’m so glad to see the public are starting to backlash against the weak and pointless sentences being handed out to those who have
When teams of bullies surround a man going to work and scream “scab” at him, he can take solace in the knowledge that a scab
The END OF THE WORLD is coming. Not.
I still don’t ‘get’ this need to believe in a coming END OF THE WORLD! It seems that an END OF THE WORLD features strongly
Ha! Everybody that I know or know of that used to have a brain has been sucked in to Facebook to be lost forever. Even
A note to “Uncle Ray”, R.I.P
Dear Ray, Very recently I heard via email from two different people who I’d not seen or spoken to for ages, like serious ages, decades,
Gross. But strangely interesting.
It’s dawned on me that ‘social networking’ or (more properly) ‘social media’, especially Facebook, is less about generating actual content than it is about tagging
Let me remember. Oh yes, it’s see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, but what’s the fourth one, and why would it be
If you imagine you are a microbe living on a chicken, and that chicken is on a rotisserie in front of a huge massive wall
More sad Radio Caroline legacy
I write about all manner of subjects ranging from how evil the state of Israel is to be slowly killing the Palestinians in Gazza, through
You decide. Strutting his funky stuff to let his manhood swing in the air, or desperately trying to shake off a cling-on before resorting to
Shut the fuck up in cinemas
How are we going to get people to shut the fuck up in cinemas? I’m not being old here, ok? I go to a cinema,
Forget about the body scanners! I quite like the idea of having to change into special clothes provided by the airline, a bit like when
In the bath with BBC Radio Merseyside
I may have mentioned this in public before, but if not here goes. In order to listen to random radio stations and get a gist
OMG, they killed CityTalk!
Bloody hell. Daytime CityTalk here in Liverpool is now a complete joke. They’ve sacked all the talking presenters and a typical daytime now looks like
I’m confused. Barak Obama, the President of the United States of America, is half white and half black. Some might call this ‘half-caste’, or more
Customer: A bag of chips please. Server: Do you want salt and vinegar with that? Customer: Yes please. Server: There you are sir, £51 please.
Equality or not?
So… a lot of the job application forms, mainly those put out by the politically correct luvvies that run the public sector, suggest that applicants
The Hacker’s Diet
Have you noticed that Weightwatchers and the like are mainly male-free? So what is a man to do if he’s a big fat bastard and
Nimble or what? I wonder if she lap dances. Hubba hubba. (Source: http://embed.break.com/)
So, the lovely British Gas make obscene amounts of profit, forcing my bill up month after month, and then condescendingly send me some ‘free’ energy
Who is Christopher England?
As you will see from the archive I produce a blog a day on random things that interest me. Some of it is childish and trivial,
Always made me laugh, this one. I’ve got it on me wall in my home office. And it’s true.
Welcome to the ‘tens’
Here we are in the ‘tens’ then. The ‘noughties’ felt a bit odd to say. Even ‘tens’ doesn’t feel as warm and fluffy as anything
Happy New Year. Yes, tacky picture, I agree. But let’s start the ‘tens’ as we mean to carry on, eh?
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