Moan moan moan. I’ve written before about women and their obsession with the toilet seat being up or down, as if they are the only
Month: March 2007
The search for non-willy porn
Why can’t I find any porn aimed at me? I mean, right, I’m a bloke, right, and so I’m not interested in men’s willies, am
Treating life differently
Veggies and Vegans. Loonies we should help or cruel bullies we should lock up? These people seem to have some mighty skewed ideas when it
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs, eh?
Yes, Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs. They confuse me. Yep, they have a fear. A fear of numbers. Well, a fear of the number 666 to be more precise.
Shut the fuck up in cinemas
How are we going to get people to shut the fuck up in cinemas? I’m not being old here, ok? I go to a cinema,
The Church rejected Christ’s own family?
The excellent Channel 4 in the UK is not backward with coming forward with ‘anti’ stuff about Jesus Christ. There were loads over the Christmas
I don’t think I’m gay
I have a very open mind. Yet it’s also quite closed. I mean, I ‘accept’ a lot of things whilst also having my own way,
Fear of mono
Around and about radio enthusiast sites and mass debating pits I notice there continues this horror and fear of mono. Why are (radio anorak type)
History is a lie
History has a funny habit of changing. Now, in a Star Trek world this can be explained away with time travel, temporal distortions and whatever.
The day the muggers won
I was wandering home at just before Midnight when a rather concerned lad in his early 20s asked if I’d seen two hoodies pass me.
BBC2 Programme for Stoners
Ok, so I keep funny hours. I don’t do the drink and drugs thing, it’s just that my lifestyle means my hours are different to
Adverts of the outside
Aren’t people stupid when it comes to advertising? Especially so when it comes to selecting a house or a car. Take a house, for example.
Why I hate old songs
Why do I tend to hate old songs more than anything I have ever hated?
When will they tattoo us?
One of the most frightening things happening in the UK is that more and more local authorities are collecting data on ethnic origin and sexual
Dragnet to the past
You know how you get bored and so start flicking. I don’t mean flicking bogies. Flicking around the TV channels. I had a flicking session
Honest Sex
I’ve long been sympathetic to people who are into strange and unusual sexual practices. I’m not a swinger, mainly because I’m a bit of a
Loud birds
Cor blimey. How is a man supposed to sleep around here, eh? That big moon thing keeps shining brightly. Ok, so it’s my fault for
Loyalty, Friendship and Water
To different people, the same word will have different meanings.
Weird Poisoned People
Why are some people weird? It’s usually purely down to the poisons they either unknowingly or knowingly ingest.
The Flies
They tell me odd things are happening. It’s true that birds have been singing all through the night where once they’d sing from dawn. The
Sex on TV
What is wrong with these people who scream and shout about sex on TV or in the cinema? (I mean, in the film you are
My brother’s 50th birthday
It’s my brother’s 50th birthday today. It’s extremely odd to think back, say, 40 years to when he was ten and we were children living
The oldest man in the world
I read with interest about the world’s oldest man. As I get older and start to wonder at what point I am likely to wake
Confused Supermarkets
Having previously reported on the horror of daytime shopping in supermarkets, there is a side issue I need to address. It’s about the confused signals.
Trolley Rage
Okay, I’m getting to grips with this shopping lark, but I am suffering from trolley rage.
The lion and the giraffe
I read this somewhere ages ago, and I thought it was pretty thought-provoking, so I’ve plagiarised it for here from my copy that’s on my
That Da Vinci Code
I sat down to watch the guy who is better known for playing the dense and daft Baldrick in the various Blackadder series, to see
Marry the Ripper?
Peter Sutcliffe, the Yorkshire Ripper, brutally murdered 13 women over a four year period, horribly mutilating their bodies, and was later diagnosed as a paranoid
A Lunar Tic
So today we had an eclipse of the moon. In fact it’s doing its stuff right now as I, er, write. Currently it’s a sort
Save the swastika
The Swastika is a lovely symbol. It means a lot to a lot of people, and yet there are those who want it banned. This
Ikea
Ikea is a ‘Scandinavian’ self-assembly furniture shop. Well, it’s lots of shops. Huge shops. They are making an absolute fortune for the owners, because somehow
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