It’s very likely that you, dear reader, will never know the life of a millionaire.
Much as you hope that you’ll win the lottery or that somehow you’ll suddenly discover that you are related to some now dead rich person who has left you all their money, the reality is you won’t.
Because of this, you will live your life relatively uneventfully, and will die having never fully understood the excitement of flying in your own G6, or owning an island, or people even.
However, here’s an opportunity for you:
As a regular reader of christopherengland.com you already appreciate my powers of observation, and you enjoy how I explain the things around us. You know and you trust my ability to blog about stuff such that you almost feel you are experiencing the things yourself.
It’s as if you are actually there, isn’t it?
So, why not take this one stage further. Let me help you experience life as a millionaire.
I am willing to do this, sacrificing my life and my world to the cause of helping you feel what it’s like to be a millionaire. That’s how dedicated I am in this new project.
Every week over 25,000 different people visit christopherengland.com at least once. Now, each one of you gets to read (for free, please note) the very latest England’s England, helping you see the world through my eyes.
I don’t charge you to see the world through my eyes. I’m very happy to share. But, of course, my eyes are limited in what they see, being as I’m pretty much ‘the same’ as anybody else. Looking into my world is probably not far off looking into your own world.
So, in order to make England’s England more interesting and more exciting for you, I need, on your behalf, to obtain a higher level of experience.
Not just an experience, but an interactive experience. An experience over which you could and should have a say.
Imagine making decisions about the colour of a Ferrari, or the layout of a huge mansion, or which expensive and exclusive club to go visit. Yep, you could be making all those decisions.
Here’s how all this works. Simply, each one of the 25,000 regular visitors, and that includes you, dearest reader, invests just a tiny amount into the millionaire experience. An annual payment of just £100 would entitle you to experience through my eyes, life as a millionaire.
Brilliant, eh? And so easily affordable.
All you have to do is sign-up to pass your affordable amount (Hey, less than £2 a week to experience life as a millionaire, that’s cheaper than your TV licence) across to me, and on your behalf, I will live the life you will never otherwise know.
On a daily basis I will report back here on England’s England describing all the horrors, pitfalls, and heartaches that go with being a millionaire. Think of how much actual stress that will save you compared to having to face it yourself!
Importantly, I will do all this for free, as I have always selflessly provided England’s England without taking a penny for myself. I refuse to personally profit from your millionaire experience. That’s how genuine I am about this.
For those paying a small additional premium amount over and above the otherwise cheap standard annual contribution, the added benefits of being able to vote on decisions faced by me (on your behalf) would be opened up to them. Imagine making those decisions about which famous model to date or which celebrities to hang out with! You could be making those decisions from the comfort of your own home with just a click of your mouse or a tap on your mobile.
Well, there you have it. At last, your opportunity to experience life as a millionaire. I do hope you’ll take up this once in a lifetime opportunity by registering your interests by leaving a comment below.
Pretty soon, you’ll get to know what it’s like to be a millionaire. What say you?
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