Scouse eggs

They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them that he has no room in the truck as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. 

He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he’s late for his delivery so he tells the Scousers he has to leave.

The Scousers plead with the driver asking that if they can manage to fit themselves into the back with the 20,000 bowling balls, that he will take them, so he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the truck so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. 

By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.

Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies with sarcasm, “Scouse eggs”. 

The policeman obviously doesn’t believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door, gasps, and quickly shuts and locks it again.

He rushes back to his police car and gets onto his radio.  He calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. 

The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that he requires so many officers.

“I’ve got a truck with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it – 2 have already hatched and the fuckers have managed to nick a motorbike already.”